Sarkari School Ke Bachche Hindi Jokes

Sarkari school ke bachche kisi ko ghasit ke le ja rhe the.

Ek bujurg bola - Bachcho chhod do ise. Agar padhna hoga to ye khud school chala jayega.

Bachche - Ye student nahi hai dada, Teacher hai kabhi school hi nahi aata...

Husband Wife Jokes Hindi Jokes

Pati - Tere baap ki jale par namak chhidakane ki aadat gayi nhi..

Patni - Kyo? kya hua ?

Pati - Aaj phir phone karke pooch rha tha meri beti se shadi karke khush ho na.

Pappu And His Friend Hindi Jokes

Pappu apne dost se - Pyaar par yakeen dilaane ki chahe kitni bhi koshish kar lo,

 lekin saawdhan india ka ek episode sab par paani pger deta hai...

Ladka Class Mein Aya Hindi Jokes

Ek handsome ladka class me aaya.

Use dekh kar class ki saari ladkiya deewani ho gyi.

Tabhi usne kuchh kaha to saari ladkiya behosh ho gayi.

Usne kaha- Thodi jagah dena bahin ji , Jhaadu lagana hai.

Doctor Give Medicine To Patient Hindi Jokes

Ek aadmi doctor ke paas check up ke liye gya.

Doctor - Aapko aaraam ki jarurat.

Nind ki goliya de rha hun. Biwi ko khila dena.

Very Funny Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Jokes

Santa Parasuit bech rha tha.

Hawai Jahaj se kudo, button dabao ro jameen par surakshit pahunch jao.

Banta - Agar parasuit nahi khula to.

Santa - To Poore Paise wapas.

Billi Rasta Kaat Gayi Hindi Jokes

Ek billi ek aadmi ka rasta kaat gyi.

Aadmi ruka to billi boli ki abe, nikal ja, teri to shadi ho chuki hai. Isse bura tere saath kya hoga.