Facebook Friend Hindi Jokes

Rani gatar saaf karne wale se: Tum kahi dekhe lagte ho.

Gatar saaf karne wala hath badate huye: Hello madam me aur aap facebook par dost hain.

Lohe Ko Loha Hindi Jokes

Bheed me ek aadmi hoshiyari jhaad rha tha.

Bola: Lohe ko loha kat ta hai or heere ko heera.

Tabhi ek kutta bhagta hua aya or use kaat liya.

Bujurg Mahila Ka Pyar Hindi Jokes

Delhi metro mein ek ladka rojana ek bujurg mahila ke liye apni seat chhod deta tha.

Bujurg mahila bhi rojana us ladke ke liye thode se kaju kishmish de deti.

Aur wo ladka unhe kha leta tha.

Ek din ladke ne mahila se pooch liya ki aap mujhe ye kaju kishmish kyu deti ho??

Mahila: Beta mujhe chocolate khane ka bahur shauk hai. Mere daant nahi hain.

Isliye chocolate chus kar kaju kishmish tumhe de deti hun.

Student Ki Prarthna Hindi Jokes

Ek student bhagwan se prarthna mein:

1 dollar 64 rupaye ho gya.

Petrol 70 rupye ho gya.

Dudh 40 rupye kilo ho gya.

Or pyaaz 100 rupye kilo ho gya.

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Sukr hai bhagwan

Passing marks ab bhi 33 hi hain.

Bhens Ki Girfatari Hindi Jokes

Ek bhens jungle ki or bhag rhi thi. Ye dekh ek chuha bola:

Bahan kaha bhage ja rhi ho.

Bhens boli: Jungle mein police aayi hai hathi ko pakadne.

Chuha: Lekin tum to hathi ho.

Bhens: Ye bharat hai yha 20 saal lg jayenge ki mein hathi nahi bhens hun.

Ye sun kar chuha bhi bhagne laga.

Blind Man In Army Hindi Joke

Ek andha aadmi army join karne ke liye gya.

Major: Mein tumhe kis kaam ke liye rakhun.

Aadmi: Andha dhundh goli chalwane ke liye.

Had Hai Yaar Hindi Jokes

Ek aadmi dukandar se bola: Taash ki gaddi hai.

Dukandar: Ha hai na.

Aadmi: Ek dena.

Dukandar: Kyu. Khelne ke liye chahiye.

Aadmi: Nahi wo kya hai ki mein makan banwa rha hun to eent kam pad gyi hai wahi to taash ki gaddi kharid rha hun.

Dimag Nahi Hai Hindi Jokes

Frog:Tumhare pass dimag nahi hai.

Bhola: Hai.

Frog: Nahi hai.

Bhola: Hai.

Frog: Nahi hai or kuye mein kud jata hai.

Bhola: Isme sucide karne wali konsi baat thi.

Man In Public Toilet

Ek aadmi public toilet mein aya ki sath wale toilet mein se aawaz aayi

"Kya Hal Hai"

Aadmi ghabra gya or bola: Thik hain.

Phir aawaz aayi: Kya kar rhe ho.

Aadmi bola: Bhai sab jo yha karte hain.

Aawaz aayi: Mein aa jau.

Aadmi pareshan ho gya or bola: Nahi nahi mein busy hun.

Awaz aai: Chal yar thik hai mein tujhe baad mein call karta hun. Abhi  koi ullu ka pattha bagal wale toilet se meri har bat ka jabab de rha hai.

Ek Gora Or Ek Aurat

Ek old bhartiya aurat barf par se fisal gayi.

Wo boli - Hai meri kismat.

Tabhi waha se gujar rhe ek gore ne kaha

"Merry Cristmas to you too".

 

Train Mein Kuchh BudhiJibi

Delhi se mugal sarai jaane wali train mein kuchh budhi jibi baithe the.

We jor jor se international baate kar rhe the.

Unse uper ki birth par soye ek brahmin ko unki baato se pareshani ho rhi thi.

Ek sajjan bole- pahle poonjivad aya, phir samasya baad aya or ab samajbaad ayega.

Uper soye brahmin ne kaha- bhai jab ilhabaad aa jaye to mujhe thoda jaga dena.

General Jokes: Bhikhari Ne Ek Rupaya Manga

Bhikhari ne ek rupya manga.

Bhikhari: Saheb ek rupya do na.

Saheb:  Kal ana.

Bhikhari: Sala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupye fanse huye hain.

General Jokes: Akabar Birbal jokes

Akbar- birbal itni berojgari kyo hai aakhir?
Birbal- jahanpanah, darasal log kaam nhi karte.
Akbar- koi upay?
Birbal- inki shadi kra dijiye. Ghar se bahar
nikalne ke liye khud hi kaam dundh lenge.

General Joke: Pyaz ki kheti

Ladka- mein aapki beti se shadi karna
chahta hun.
Bap- tum kaam kya karte ho?
Ladka- Ji kheti.
Bap- is zamane mein kheti. chale jao yha se.
ye shadi nhi ho sakti.
Ladka- Pyaz ki kheti karta hun.
Bap- Damad ji agle mahine ki do tareekh
kaisi rahegi.
:P :P :P :P :D :D :D 

General Joke: Oye tu ladki dekh aya

Chirkut- Oye tu ladki dekh aaya? Kesi hai?
Pappu- Rang se kali hai or kan se kam sunti hai.
Chirkut- Jara english mein bta.
Pappu- Blackberry hai...
:P :P :P :P :D

Chuho ki gang or prapose

Chuho ki gang talwar bahg rhi thi...
Sher ne poocha kya hua tum log itne gusse
mein kyo ho.
Chuha- Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne prapose
kar diya hai or name humara aa rha hai.
Lashe bichha denge Lashe...
 :D :D :D :D :D