Aaj Ke Ladke

Kitni mannte ki, dar dar ki thokre khayi ma baap, tab jake ladka hua,
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Or wo haramkhor facebook par seema sharma bankar betha hai.

Khatarnak Chij Hindi Joke

Engineering ke students - Sir, humne ek aisi chij banayi jisse kisi deewar ke aar paar dekha ja sakta hai.

Teacher - Wah.... Kya hai wo chij?

Students -  Deewar mein chhed (hole).

Khatarnak Vichar Status Joke

Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnak vichar jo na jaane kitne ladko ki zindagi kharab kar deta hai.
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Bhai wo tujhe dekh rhi thi.

iPhone 6 Jokes

Ek aadmi hath mein iPhone 6 lekar ja rha tha.

Achanak gir pda or khatak, kuchh tutne ki aawaz aayi.

 aadmi dil tham ke boal ki " bhagwan kare haddi ho".

Karab Kismat Status Jokes

Isse badi bedard kya hogi kismat humse ki,
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Writing kharab thi phir bhi doctor na ban sake.

Kamaal Ka Bhikhari

Bhikhari - Janab me koi chhota mota bhikhari nahi hun. Mene "Rupye Kamaane Ke 101 Tareeke" kitab likhi.

Aadmi - To tum bhikh ku mang rhe ho?

Bhikhari - Kyoki ye kitab mein likha gya sabse saral tareeka hai.

Nasha Har Gum Bhula Deta Hai

Sharabi darwaze par dastak deta hai. Biwi darwaza kholti hai.

Sharabi - Kon hain aap?

Biwi - Bhul gaye mujhe?

Sharabi - Sharab har gum bhula deta hai bahin.

Gharwalo Ki Soch

Aap chahe kitne hi kabil ho jao,
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Jab tak aap sabji wale se free mein dhaniya nhi la sakte to gharwalo ki najar mein aapse jyada nakabil koi nahi.

Student Ko Bird Flue Ho Gya

Teacher - Tum itne din kha the?
Student - Bird Flue Ho gya tha
Teacher - Lekin wo to birds ko hota hai.
Student (Gusse se) - Insan samjha hi kab hai aapne. Roj hi to murga bna deti ho.

Sardar Ji Jokes

Ek Dum Naya Hai

सरदार जी अपनी वाइफ को लेकर Coffee House गए
वहाँ पर उन्होंने कॉफ़ी आर्डर की और अपनी वाइफ को बोले की जल्दी पीले नहीं तो ठंडी हो जाएगी
वाइफ बोली - फिर क्या होगा
सरदार जी बोले - मेनू कार्ड नहीं देखा क्या
Hot Coffee -   Rs 15
Cold Coffee - Rs 45

Police Ki Lathi Charge

Is baar to ek aadmi ne had kar di,
Pooch rha tha ki jab police lathicharge karti hai to charger kon si company ka upyog karti hai.

Un Haseen Palo Ko Yaad Kar Rhe The

Un haseen palon ko yaad kar rhe the,
Aasmaan se aapki baat kar rhe the,
Sukoon mila jab hawa ne hume ye bataya,
Ke aap bhi hume yaad kar rhe the...

Sirf Hum Hain Love Shayari

Bindas muskurao kya gum hai,
Zindagi mein tension kisko kam hain,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hain tumko,
Dil se tang karne wale to sirf hum hain...

Apna Gum Hi Baant Lena

Mil jaye koi nya to hume na bhula dena,
Koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena,
Dost rahenge umar bhar tumhare,
Tumhari khushi na sahi gum hi baant lena...

Humari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai

Rishton ki dori kamjor hoti hai,
Aankho ki baate dil ki chor hoti hain,
Kisi ne jab bhi poocha friendship ka matlab,
Humari ungli aapki aur hoti hai...

Kuchh Humare Yaar Ho Gaye

Suna hai khuda ke darbar se,
Kuchh farishtey farar ho gye,
Kuchh to wapas chale gaye,
Aur kuchh humare yaar ho gaye...

Jis Din Aap Jami Par Aaye

Jis din aap jami par aaye,
Asman bhi khoob roya hoga,
Aakhir uske aansu thamte bhi kaise,
Usne humare liye...
Apna sabse pyara sitara jo khoya tha...