- Pyaar Ki ladai mein, jiske dil mein jyada pyar hota hai, wo haar jata hai.
Best Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-9
Wo Mujhse Door rahkar khush hai toh rahne do use,
Mujhe chahat se jyada uski muskurahat pasand hai...
Mujhe chahat se jyada uski muskurahat pasand hai...
Bewafa Emotional Shayari Collection-1
Takdeer thi wo bhale hi kisi aur ki,
Magar mere sapno ki tasveer thi wo,
Mujhe mil jati aisa kaha mumkin tha,
Kisi aur ke hatho ki lakeero mein thi wo...
Magar mere sapno ki tasveer thi wo,
Mujhe mil jati aisa kaha mumkin tha,
Kisi aur ke hatho ki lakeero mein thi wo...
Sad Shayari Collection-1
Humesha khush rakhna mere khuda usko,
Tere fariste bhi de sada dua usko,
Zarurat se bhi jyada dena khushi usko,
Kyuki uski khushi hai mohabbat mujhko...
Tere fariste bhi de sada dua usko,
Zarurat se bhi jyada dena khushi usko,
Kyuki uski khushi hai mohabbat mujhko...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-8
Kuchh kami rah gyi thi meri mohabbat mein shayad,
Warna hum uske dil se nikal jate ye kaise hota...
Warna hum uske dil se nikal jate ye kaise hota...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-7
Ye mohabbat ki hadse aksar dil ko tod dete hain,
Tum manzil ki baat karte ho log to raho me hi chhod dete hain...
Tum manzil ki baat karte ho log to raho me hi chhod dete hain...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-6
Usne poochha ki tum apni mohabbat ka izhar ku nahi karte,
Humne kaha ki jo lafzo mein bayan ho jaye aisi hum mohabbat nahi karte...
Humne kaha ki jo lafzo mein bayan ho jaye aisi hum mohabbat nahi karte...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-5
Udaasi jab tum par beetegi to tum bhi jaan jaoge,
Koi nazar andaz karta hai to kitna dard hota hai...
Koi nazar andaz karta hai to kitna dard hota hai...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-4
Kuchh is tarah se naraz hain wo humse,
Jaise unhe kisi aur ne mang liya ho...
Jaise unhe kisi aur ne mang liya ho...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-3
Milne ko to duniya mein kai chehre mile,
Par tujh jaisi mohabbat hum khud se bhi na kar paaye...
Par tujh jaisi mohabbat hum khud se bhi na kar paaye...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-2
Is duniya mein akele rahna hi thik hai,
Log bahut takleef dete hain aksar apna bana kar...
Log bahut takleef dete hain aksar apna bana kar...
Heart Touching Two Lines Shayari Collection-1
Tujhe pa sake to bhi tujhe sari jindagi pyar karenge,
Ye jaruri to nahi jise pa na sako use chhod diya jaye...
Ye jaruri to nahi jise pa na sako use chhod diya jaye...
Aaj Ke Ladke
Kitni mannte ki, dar dar ki thokre khayi ma baap, tab jake ladka hua,
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Or wo haramkhor facebook par seema sharma bankar betha hai.
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Or wo haramkhor facebook par seema sharma bankar betha hai.
Khatarnak Chij Hindi Joke
Engineering ke students - Sir, humne ek aisi chij banayi jisse kisi deewar ke aar paar dekha ja sakta hai.
Teacher - Wah.... Kya hai wo chij?
Students - Deewar mein chhed (hole).
Teacher - Wah.... Kya hai wo chij?
Students - Deewar mein chhed (hole).
Khatarnak Vichar Status Joke
Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnak vichar jo na jaane kitne ladko ki zindagi kharab kar deta hai.
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Bhai wo tujhe dekh rhi thi.
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Bhai wo tujhe dekh rhi thi.
iPhone 6 Jokes
Ek aadmi hath mein iPhone 6 lekar ja rha tha.
Achanak gir pda or khatak, kuchh tutne ki aawaz aayi.
aadmi dil tham ke boal ki " bhagwan kare haddi ho".
Achanak gir pda or khatak, kuchh tutne ki aawaz aayi.
aadmi dil tham ke boal ki " bhagwan kare haddi ho".
Karab Kismat Status Jokes
Isse badi bedard kya hogi kismat humse ki,
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Writing kharab thi phir bhi doctor na ban sake.
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Writing kharab thi phir bhi doctor na ban sake.
Kamaal Ka Bhikhari
Bhikhari - Janab me koi chhota mota bhikhari nahi hun. Mene "Rupye Kamaane Ke 101 Tareeke" kitab likhi.
Aadmi - To tum bhikh ku mang rhe ho?
Bhikhari - Kyoki ye kitab mein likha gya sabse saral tareeka hai.
Aadmi - To tum bhikh ku mang rhe ho?
Bhikhari - Kyoki ye kitab mein likha gya sabse saral tareeka hai.
Nasha Har Gum Bhula Deta Hai
Sharabi darwaze par dastak deta hai. Biwi darwaza kholti hai.
Sharabi - Kon hain aap?
Biwi - Bhul gaye mujhe?
Sharabi - Sharab har gum bhula deta hai bahin.
Sharabi - Kon hain aap?
Biwi - Bhul gaye mujhe?
Sharabi - Sharab har gum bhula deta hai bahin.
Gharwalo Ki Soch
Aap chahe kitne hi kabil ho jao,
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Jab tak aap sabji wale se free mein dhaniya nhi la sakte to gharwalo ki najar mein aapse jyada nakabil koi nahi.
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Jab tak aap sabji wale se free mein dhaniya nhi la sakte to gharwalo ki najar mein aapse jyada nakabil koi nahi.
Student Ko Bird Flue Ho Gya
Teacher - Tum itne din kha the?
Student - Bird Flue Ho gya tha
Teacher - Lekin wo to birds ko hota hai.
Student (Gusse se) - Insan samjha hi kab hai aapne. Roj hi to murga bna deti ho.
Student - Bird Flue Ho gya tha
Teacher - Lekin wo to birds ko hota hai.
Student (Gusse se) - Insan samjha hi kab hai aapne. Roj hi to murga bna deti ho.
Sardar Ji Jokes
Ek Dum Naya Hai
सरदार जी अपनी वाइफ को लेकर Coffee House गए
वहाँ पर उन्होंने कॉफ़ी आर्डर की और अपनी वाइफ को बोले की जल्दी पीले नहीं तो ठंडी हो जाएगी
वाइफ बोली - फिर क्या होगा
सरदार जी बोले - मेनू कार्ड नहीं देखा क्या
Hot Coffee - Rs 15
Cold Coffee - Rs 45
सरदार जी अपनी वाइफ को लेकर Coffee House गए
वहाँ पर उन्होंने कॉफ़ी आर्डर की और अपनी वाइफ को बोले की जल्दी पीले नहीं तो ठंडी हो जाएगी
वाइफ बोली - फिर क्या होगा
सरदार जी बोले - मेनू कार्ड नहीं देखा क्या
Hot Coffee - Rs 15
Cold Coffee - Rs 45
Police Ki Lathi Charge
Is baar to ek aadmi ne had kar di,
Pooch rha tha ki jab police lathicharge karti hai to charger kon si company ka upyog karti hai.
Pooch rha tha ki jab police lathicharge karti hai to charger kon si company ka upyog karti hai.
Un Haseen Palo Ko Yaad Kar Rhe The
Un haseen palon ko yaad kar rhe the,
Aasmaan se aapki baat kar rhe the,
Sukoon mila jab hawa ne hume ye bataya,
Ke aap bhi hume yaad kar rhe the...
Aasmaan se aapki baat kar rhe the,
Sukoon mila jab hawa ne hume ye bataya,
Ke aap bhi hume yaad kar rhe the...
Sirf Hum Hain Love Shayari
Bindas muskurao kya gum hai,
Zindagi mein tension kisko kam hain,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hain tumko,
Dil se tang karne wale to sirf hum hain...
Zindagi mein tension kisko kam hain,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hain tumko,
Dil se tang karne wale to sirf hum hain...
Apna Gum Hi Baant Lena
Mil jaye koi nya to hume na bhula dena,
Koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena,
Dost rahenge umar bhar tumhare,
Tumhari khushi na sahi gum hi baant lena...
Koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena,
Dost rahenge umar bhar tumhare,
Tumhari khushi na sahi gum hi baant lena...
Humari Ungli Aapki Aur Hoti Hai
Rishton ki dori kamjor hoti hai,
Aankho ki baate dil ki chor hoti hain,
Kisi ne jab bhi poocha friendship ka matlab,
Humari ungli aapki aur hoti hai...
Aankho ki baate dil ki chor hoti hain,
Kisi ne jab bhi poocha friendship ka matlab,
Humari ungli aapki aur hoti hai...
Kuchh Humare Yaar Ho Gaye
Suna hai khuda ke darbar se,
Kuchh farishtey farar ho gye,
Kuchh to wapas chale gaye,
Aur kuchh humare yaar ho gaye...
Kuchh farishtey farar ho gye,
Kuchh to wapas chale gaye,
Aur kuchh humare yaar ho gaye...
Jis Din Aap Jami Par Aaye
Jis din aap jami par aaye,
Asman bhi khoob roya hoga,
Aakhir uske aansu thamte bhi kaise,
Usne humare liye...
Apna sabse pyara sitara jo khoya tha...
Asman bhi khoob roya hoga,
Aakhir uske aansu thamte bhi kaise,
Usne humare liye...
Apna sabse pyara sitara jo khoya tha...
Tamanna Thi Tumhe Apna Banane
Tamanna thi tumhe apna banane ki,
Ye to kismat ka fareb hai...
Tumko kisi or ka intjar or,
Tumhara kisi or ko intjar hai...
Ye to kismat ka fareb hai...
Tumko kisi or ka intjar or,
Tumhara kisi or ko intjar hai...
Tere Sare Gum Mujhe
Tere sare gum mujhe mil jaye,
Ye tamanna hai meri...
Meri sari khushiya tujhe mil jaye,
Ye dua hai meri...
Ye tamanna hai meri...
Meri sari khushiya tujhe mil jaye,
Ye dua hai meri...
Apni Soch Ko Bada Karen
Jis Din aap apni soch ko bada kar lenge, Usi din se bade bade log aapke bare mein sochna shuru kar denge...
जिस दिन आप अपनी सोच को बड़ा कर लेंगे, उसी दिन से बड़े बड़े लोग आपके बारे में सोचना शुरू कर देंगे। ।
जिस दिन आप अपनी सोच को बड़ा कर लेंगे, उसी दिन से बड़े बड़े लोग आपके बारे में सोचना शुरू कर देंगे। ।
Apni Soch Ko Humesha Unchi Rakhen
एक आदमी ने देखा की एक गरीब लड़का उसकी कार को बड़ी गौर से देख रहा है| उसने बच्चे को बुलाया और अपनी गाड़ी में बिठा लिया |
उस लड़के ने आदमी से कहा की आपकी कार बहुत बढ़िया है | बहुत कीमती होगी ना|
आदमी : हाँ मेरे भाई ने गिफ्ट की है |
लड़का : वाह कितने अच्छे है आपके भाई
आदमी : मुझे पता है तुम क्या सोच रहे हो | तुम भी ऐसी कार चाहते हो
लड़का : नहीं में आपके भाई की तरह बनना चाहता हूँ
अपनी सोच को हमेशा ऊँची रखें दुसरो की अपेक्षा से भी ज्यादा
उस लड़के ने आदमी से कहा की आपकी कार बहुत बढ़िया है | बहुत कीमती होगी ना|
आदमी : हाँ मेरे भाई ने गिफ्ट की है |
लड़का : वाह कितने अच्छे है आपके भाई
आदमी : मुझे पता है तुम क्या सोच रहे हो | तुम भी ऐसी कार चाहते हो
लड़का : नहीं में आपके भाई की तरह बनना चाहता हूँ
अपनी सोच को हमेशा ऊँची रखें दुसरो की अपेक्षा से भी ज्यादा
Aisa Ho Aapka Dhanteras Ka Tyohar
Dinodin badta jaaye aapka karobar,
Pariwar me bana rhe sneh aur pyar,
Hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar,
Aisa ho aapka dhanteras ka tyohar...
"Happy Dhanteras"
Pariwar me bana rhe sneh aur pyar,
Hoti rahe sada apar dhan ki bochar,
Aisa ho aapka dhanteras ka tyohar...
"Happy Dhanteras"
Dil Se Happy Diwali
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na diamg se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko diwali mubarak ho,
Direct dil se...
Na nigahon se,
Na diamg se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko diwali mubarak ho,
Direct dil se...
Dher Sari Khushiya
Dher sari khushiya,
Khoob sara fun,
Here's wishing your diwali
Is a dhamakedar one...
"Happy diwali"
Khoob sara fun,
Here's wishing your diwali
Is a dhamakedar one...
"Happy diwali"
Gul Ne Gulsan Se Gulfam Bheja
Gul ne gulsan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko ye diwali,
Humne tahe dil se ye paigam bheja hai...
"Happy Diwali"
Sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko ye diwali,
Humne tahe dil se ye paigam bheja hai...
"Happy Diwali"
Deepak Ka Prakash Har
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke jivan mein ek nayi roshni de,
Bas yehi shubhkamna hai humari aapke liye is diwali ke pawan parv par...
"Happy Diwali"
Bas yehi shubhkamna hai humari aapke liye is diwali ke pawan parv par...
"Happy Diwali"
Ek Dua Mangte Hai Hum
Ek dua mangte hain hum bhagwan se,
Chahte hain aapki khushi poore imaan se,
Sab hasratein poori ho aapki,
Aur aap muskuraye poore dil-o-jaan se,
"Happy Diwali"
Chahte hain aapki khushi poore imaan se,
Sab hasratein poori ho aapki,
Aur aap muskuraye poore dil-o-jaan se,
"Happy Diwali"
Aai Aai Diwali Aai
Aai aai diwali aai,
Sath me kitni khushiya layi,
Dhoom Machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai,
"Happy Diwali"
Sath me kitni khushiya layi,
Dhoom Machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai,
"Happy Diwali"
Diwali Aayi Masti Chayi
Diwali Aayi, Masti Chayi, Rangi Rangoli,
Deep Jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, Chhoda Patakha, Jali Phuljhadiya,
Sabko Bhaye "Happy Diwali"...
Deep Jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, Chhoda Patakha, Jali Phuljhadiya,
Sabko Bhaye "Happy Diwali"...
Chalo Ghar Ghar Batein Khushi
Chalo ghar ghar batein khushi,
Na rahe koi hath khali,
Deep jale or dil se dil mile,
Man man ko mile khushayali,
Aaj dafter band hai, chalo sabse milne,
Kuchh tikha kuchh mitha ek chai ki pyali,
Bachpan sa lage ye din,
Baithe tu jis thali me, me bhi bethu us thali me...
Best Whatsapp Status Collection
Its a good to have a good day.
Don't wait for last judgement. It happened every day.
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Don't wait for last judgement. It happened every day.
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Mahangi Pyaaz Hindi Jokes
Wife To husband: Aaj khana khane ke baad brush mat karna.
Husband: Aisa kyu??
Wife: Itna mahaga pyaaz khaya hai pados walo ko pta to chale.
Husband: Aisa kyu??
Wife: Itna mahaga pyaaz khaya hai pados walo ko pta to chale.
Marne Ka Dar Hindi Jokes
Ek dn pappu ki wife mandir me mannat ka dhaga bandhne gayi.
Aur usne waha dhaga nahi bandha.
Tab pappu bola: Dhaga kyu nahi bandha.
Wife boli: Me dhaga baandh rahi thi ki aapke sare kast door ho jaye
Lekin baad me dhyan aaya ki is chakkar kahi me hi na ludhak jau.
Aur usne waha dhaga nahi bandha.
Tab pappu bola: Dhaga kyu nahi bandha.
Wife boli: Me dhaga baandh rahi thi ki aapke sare kast door ho jaye
Lekin baad me dhyan aaya ki is chakkar kahi me hi na ludhak jau.
Aashiq Ka Dard Hindi Jokes
Us aashiq ka dard bhagwan bhi nahi samajh sakte...
Jiski girlfriend ka recharge karwane ke baad bhi wo use phone nahi karti.
Jiski girlfriend ka recharge karwane ke baad bhi wo use phone nahi karti.
Facebook Friend Hindi Jokes
Rani gatar saaf karne wale se: Tum kahi dekhe lagte ho.
Gatar saaf karne wala hath badate huye: Hello madam me aur aap facebook par dost hain.
Gatar saaf karne wala hath badate huye: Hello madam me aur aap facebook par dost hain.
Lohe Ko Loha Hindi Jokes
Bheed me ek aadmi hoshiyari jhaad rha tha.
Bola: Lohe ko loha kat ta hai or heere ko heera.
Tabhi ek kutta bhagta hua aya or use kaat liya.
Bola: Lohe ko loha kat ta hai or heere ko heera.
Tabhi ek kutta bhagta hua aya or use kaat liya.
Ajibo Garib Signature Hindi Jokes
Bank Manager : Ye kya ajibo garib signature hain?
Pappu: Ye signature meri dadi ke hain.
Manager: Itne ajib signature. Kya naam hai uska??
Pappu: Ji jalebi bai...
Pappu: Ye signature meri dadi ke hain.
Manager: Itne ajib signature. Kya naam hai uska??
Pappu: Ji jalebi bai...
Hum Aur Humare Gaane Hindi Jokes
Aaj kal ke 4-4 sal ke bachche bhi gate hain...
"Chhoti dress me bomb lagdi menu"
Aur jab hum 4 saal ke the to humare muh me sirf
Shakti Shakti Shaktimaan hi rahta tha.
"Chhoti dress me bomb lagdi menu"
Aur jab hum 4 saal ke the to humare muh me sirf
Shakti Shakti Shaktimaan hi rahta tha.
Pap Ka Ghada Hindi Jokes
Kahte hain jab insan ke pap ka ghada bhar jata hai to uski maut ho jati hai.
Aur jab khushiyo ka ghadabhar jata hai to uski shadi ho jati hai.
Aur jab khushiyo ka ghadabhar jata hai to uski shadi ho jati hai.
38 Ki Hindi Jokes
Patni ICU me bharti thi. Pati ka ro ro ke bura hal tha.
Doctor bole ki humne poori koshish ki hai lekin wo bol nahi rahi hain.
Shayad koma me hai. Ab sab bhagwan bharose hai.
Pati bola: Sirf 40 ki hi to hai abhi...
Tabhi patni ke hoth hile or boli "38 ki" .
Or wahan sannata pasar gya.
Doctor bole ki humne poori koshish ki hai lekin wo bol nahi rahi hain.
Shayad koma me hai. Ab sab bhagwan bharose hai.
Pati bola: Sirf 40 ki hi to hai abhi...
Tabhi patni ke hoth hile or boli "38 ki" .
Or wahan sannata pasar gya.
Aajkal Ke Ma Baap Hindi Jokes
Aaj kal ke ma bap bachcho ko subah subah bus me baitha ke aise bye karte hain jaise unhe school nahi videsh yatra par bhej rhe ho.
Aur ek hum the jo lat ghusa kha ke jate the.
Aur ek hum the jo lat ghusa kha ke jate the.
Bachche Aur TV Hindi Jokes
Jab ghar ka TV bigad jaye to bachcho ne bigada hai...
Aur jab bachche bigad jaye to TV ne bigada hai.
Aur jab bachche bigad jaye to TV ne bigada hai.
Bachpan Ke Din Hindi Jokes
Wo bhi kya bachpan ke din the jab koi ristedar 10 rupye de jata...
Aur mummi usme se 8 rupye TDS katke 2 rupye thama deti.
Aur mummi usme se 8 rupye TDS katke 2 rupye thama deti.
Refresh Hindi Jokes
Aaj kal ke bachche refresh hone ke liye jah water park, game center aadi jane ki baat karte hain...
Wahin hum aise bachche the jo mammi papa ke jhapad se hi refresh ho jate the.
Wahin hum aise bachche the jo mammi papa ke jhapad se hi refresh ho jate the.
Wah Master Ji Hindi Jokes
Humne kin kin muskilo me padai ki hai...
Kabhi kabhi master ji mood fresh karne ke liye hi koot diya karte the.
Kabhi kabhi master ji mood fresh karne ke liye hi koot diya karte the.
Ijjat In Memory Card Hindi Jokes
Pahle logo ki ijjat unke hath me hoti thi...
Aajkal memory card me hoti hai.
Aajkal memory card me hoti hai.
Whatsapp Aur Biwi Hindi Jokes
Jan pahchan hote hi ladko ko ldki ko whatsapp par jodne ki itni jaldi hoti hai ki mano hone wali biwi ka naam rashan card me chadwana ho
Mahgai Ka Jamana Hindi Jokes
Aajkal data pack itna mahga ho gya hai ki 10 rupye kho jane par utna dukh nahi hota
Jitna whatsapp par alag alag group se aya ek hi video do bar download ho jata hai.
Jitna whatsapp par alag alag group se aya ek hi video do bar download ho jata hai.
Aadmi Aur Aurat Hindi Jokes
Ye aurto ki pta ni aadmiyon se kya dusmani hai.
Jab garmiyo me jhadu lagati hain to pankha band kar deti hain
Or jab sardiyo me pocha lagati hai to pankha chala deti hain
Jab garmiyo me jhadu lagati hain to pankha band kar deti hain
Or jab sardiyo me pocha lagati hai to pankha chala deti hain
Bechare Mard Hindi Jokes
Jab janm hota hai to badhaiya maa ko milti hain.
Jab shadi hoti hai to tarif or uphar biwi ko milte hain.
Jab marte hain to bima ki rashi bhi biwi ko milti hai.
Jab shadi hoti hai to tarif or uphar biwi ko milte hain.
Jab marte hain to bima ki rashi bhi biwi ko milti hai.
Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhokha Hindi Jokes
Ek gadhe ne gajju bhai ko laat mar di or bhag gya.
Gajju bhai use pakadne uske pichhe bhage.
Tab unhone ek zebra dekha to use pitne lage or bole:
Sala track suit pahan ke dhokha deta hai.
Gajju bhai use pakadne uske pichhe bhage.
Tab unhone ek zebra dekha to use pitne lage or bole:
Sala track suit pahan ke dhokha deta hai.
Sharma Ke Bola Dhummm Hindi Jokes
Tv reporter ne ghayal gajju se poocha: Jab bomb gira to kya wo jor se gira tha.
Gajju: Wo rengte huye mere paas aya or sharma ke bola ... Dhummmm...
Gajju: Wo rengte huye mere paas aya or sharma ke bola ... Dhummmm...
Kabaddi Khel Rha Hun Joke
Ek bar gajju bhai talab mein naha rhe the.
Tab waha se gujar rhe kisi ne poochha: Kyu gajju bhai naha rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi mein machhliyon ke sath kabaddi khel rha hun.
Tab waha se gujar rhe kisi ne poochha: Kyu gajju bhai naha rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi mein machhliyon ke sath kabaddi khel rha hun.
Raddi Kam Pad Rhi Hai Joke
Ek baar gajju bhai newspaper kharid the.
Tab wahan kisi ne poocha: Kyu gajju bhai. Padne ke liye newspaper kharid rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi, Ghar par raddi wala baitha hai. 100 gm raddi kam pad rhi hai. Usi ke liye kharid rha hun.
Tab wahan kisi ne poocha: Kyu gajju bhai. Padne ke liye newspaper kharid rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi, Ghar par raddi wala baitha hai. 100 gm raddi kam pad rhi hai. Usi ke liye kharid rha hun.
Banda Rahne Dijiye Hindi Jokes
Ek bar gajju bhai ko raja ke sipahiyo ne gher liya.
Tab raja bola: Ise bandi bana lo.
Tabhi gajju bhai bola: nahi raja sahab nahi... Raja sahab mujhe banda hi rahne dijiye.
Tab raja bola: Ise bandi bana lo.
Tabhi gajju bhai bola: nahi raja sahab nahi... Raja sahab mujhe banda hi rahne dijiye.
Leak Kaha Se Hai Hindi Jokes
Gajju bhai ek ice (barf) ke tukde ko dekh rhe the.
Kisi ne poocha: Kya dekh rhe ho??
Gajju: Dekh rha hun sala leak kaha se hai.
Kisi ne poocha: Kya dekh rhe ho??
Gajju: Dekh rha hun sala leak kaha se hai.
GandhiJi Ka Mobile Hindi Jokes
Ek bar apne gajju bhai 500 ke note dekh rhe the.
Tabhi ek aadmi ne poocha: Note dekh rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi dekh rha hun gandhiji to chale gaye unka mobile number kya tha.
Tabhi ek aadmi ne poocha: Note dekh rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi dekh rha hun gandhiji to chale gaye unka mobile number kya tha.
Machhali Sucide Kar Rhi Thi Joke
Ek baar gajju bhai ne bahut saari machhali pakad li.
Tab ek aadmi bola: Gajju bahi ye machchali aapne pakadi hain??
Gajju: Nahi, Ye machhali sucide kar rhi thi to apne aap is tokre mein aa gyi.
Tab ek aadmi bola: Gajju bahi ye machchali aapne pakadi hain??
Gajju: Nahi, Ye machhali sucide kar rhi thi to apne aap is tokre mein aa gyi.
Nahi Sir Phodne Hindi Jokes
Ek bar gajju bhai bat lekar ground me khelne ja rhe the.
Tabhi waha par ek aadmi ne poocha: Kyu gajju bhai khelne ja rhe ho??
Gajju: Nahi waha par khiladi sahi nahi khel rhe unhe dhone ja rha hun.
Tabhi waha par ek aadmi ne poocha: Kyu gajju bhai khelne ja rhe ho??
Gajju: Nahi waha par khiladi sahi nahi khel rhe unhe dhone ja rha hun.
Panne Gin Rha Hun Hindi Jokes
Ek bar gajju bhai class me pad rhe the.
Tabhi teacher ne poocha : Or gajju pad rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi sir kitab ke panne gin rha hun kahi kisi ne phad to nahi liye.
Tabhi teacher ne poocha : Or gajju pad rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi sir kitab ke panne gin rha hun kahi kisi ne phad to nahi liye.
Chay Bana Rhe Ho Hindi Jokes
Ek bar apne gajju bhai chay bana rhe the.
Tabhi ek aadmi ne poocha kya gajju bhai chay bana rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi to, khaulte pani se nahane ka man kar rha tha to pani garam kar rh hun.
Tabhi ek aadmi ne poocha kya gajju bhai chay bana rhe ho.
Gajju: Nahi to, khaulte pani se nahane ka man kar rha tha to pani garam kar rh hun.
Aatankwadi Ladkiya Hindi Jokes
Wo ladkiya bhi aatankwadi se kam nahi hua karti thi.
Jo teacher ke aate hi use yaad dila deti ki sir aapne kal test ke liye bola tha.
Jo teacher ke aate hi use yaad dila deti ki sir aapne kal test ke liye bola tha.
Bujurg Mahila Ka Pyar Hindi Jokes
Delhi metro mein ek ladka rojana ek bujurg mahila ke liye apni seat chhod deta tha.
Bujurg mahila bhi rojana us ladke ke liye thode se kaju kishmish de deti.
Aur wo ladka unhe kha leta tha.
Ek din ladke ne mahila se pooch liya ki aap mujhe ye kaju kishmish kyu deti ho??
Mahila: Beta mujhe chocolate khane ka bahur shauk hai. Mere daant nahi hain.
Isliye chocolate chus kar kaju kishmish tumhe de deti hun.
Bujurg mahila bhi rojana us ladke ke liye thode se kaju kishmish de deti.
Aur wo ladka unhe kha leta tha.
Ek din ladke ne mahila se pooch liya ki aap mujhe ye kaju kishmish kyu deti ho??
Mahila: Beta mujhe chocolate khane ka bahur shauk hai. Mere daant nahi hain.
Isliye chocolate chus kar kaju kishmish tumhe de deti hun.
Beti Par Dhyan Do Hindi Jokes
Teacher : Akbar kon tha??
Student: Pta nahi sir.
Teacher : Padai par dhyan do pta chal jayega.
Student : Aap batao. Naveen kon hai??
Teacher: Pta nahi.
Student: Apni beti par dhyan do pta chal jayega.
Student: Pta nahi sir.
Teacher : Padai par dhyan do pta chal jayega.
Student : Aap batao. Naveen kon hai??
Teacher: Pta nahi.
Student: Apni beti par dhyan do pta chal jayega.
Pappu Ki Bahaduri Hindi Jokes
Madam ne class mein poocha ki tum me se sabse bahadur kon hai.
Tab sabhi ne hath utha diya.
Madam ne phir poocha ki agar koi school ke samne bomb rakh de to tum kya karoge.
Tab pappu ne hath uthaya or bola: Thodi der wait karenge.
Koi aya to thik nahi to use utha kar staff room mein rakh denge.
Tab sabhi ne hath utha diya.
Madam ne phir poocha ki agar koi school ke samne bomb rakh de to tum kya karoge.
Tab pappu ne hath uthaya or bola: Thodi der wait karenge.
Koi aya to thik nahi to use utha kar staff room mein rakh denge.
Kutta Bimar Hai Hindi Jokes
Teacher : Delhi mein kutub minar hai.
Jab teacher pada rhe the to pappu so rha tha.
Teacher ne ue jagaya or poocha ki mene abhi kya padaya tha.
Pappu: Delhi mein kutta bimaar hai.
Jab teacher pada rhe the to pappu so rha tha.
Teacher ne ue jagaya or poocha ki mene abhi kya padaya tha.
Pappu: Delhi mein kutta bimaar hai.
Badmash Bhikhari Hindi Jokes
Biwi: Kal jo bhikhari aya tha wo bada badmash tha.
Pati: Kyu??
Biwi: Kal usko khana diya tha aur aaj wo pta hai kya de gya hai.
Pati: Kya??
Biwi: Ek kitaab de gya hai " Khana Banana Sikhe".
Pati: Kyu??
Biwi: Kal usko khana diya tha aur aaj wo pta hai kya de gya hai.
Pati: Kya??
Biwi: Ek kitaab de gya hai " Khana Banana Sikhe".
Student Ki Prarthna Hindi Jokes
Ek student bhagwan se prarthna mein:
1 dollar 64 rupaye ho gya.
Petrol 70 rupye ho gya.
Dudh 40 rupye kilo ho gya.
Or pyaaz 100 rupye kilo ho gya.
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Sukr hai bhagwan
Passing marks ab bhi 33 hi hain.
1 dollar 64 rupaye ho gya.
Petrol 70 rupye ho gya.
Dudh 40 rupye kilo ho gya.
Or pyaaz 100 rupye kilo ho gya.
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Sukr hai bhagwan
Passing marks ab bhi 33 hi hain.
Doctor Ki Salah Hindi Jokes
Marij doctor ke paas gaya or bola : Aapne to kaha tha ki subah game khelne se thik ho jaunga.
Doctor: Achcha konsa game khelte ho??
Marij: Mobile mein snake wala...
Doctor: Achcha konsa game khelte ho??
Marij: Mobile mein snake wala...
Bhens Ki Girfatari Hindi Jokes
Ek bhens jungle ki or bhag rhi thi. Ye dekh ek chuha bola:
Bahan kaha bhage ja rhi ho.
Bhens boli: Jungle mein police aayi hai hathi ko pakadne.
Chuha: Lekin tum to hathi ho.
Bhens: Ye bharat hai yha 20 saal lg jayenge ki mein hathi nahi bhens hun.
Ye sun kar chuha bhi bhagne laga.
Bahan kaha bhage ja rhi ho.
Bhens boli: Jungle mein police aayi hai hathi ko pakadne.
Chuha: Lekin tum to hathi ho.
Bhens: Ye bharat hai yha 20 saal lg jayenge ki mein hathi nahi bhens hun.
Ye sun kar chuha bhi bhagne laga.
School Ki Chutti Hai Hindi Jokes
School ke pichhe nadi mein principle doob rha tha.
Pappu ne dekha or jor jor se chillaya:
Kal ki chhutii hai kal ki chhutti hai.
Pappu ne dekha or jor jor se chillaya:
Kal ki chhutii hai kal ki chhutti hai.
Aapne Hi To Likha Hai Hindi Jokes
Lady doctor: Tum roj subah clinic ke bahar aurto ko kyu ghurte ho.
Pappu: Aapne hi to likha hai ki aurto ko dekhne ka samay subah 9 se 12.
Pappu: Aapne hi to likha hai ki aurto ko dekhne ka samay subah 9 se 12.
Kyu Dukhi Ho Bhai Hindi Jokes
Pappu bahut dukhi tha.
Kisi ne poocha bhai itna dukhi kyu ho.
Pappu: Ek dost ko plastic surjary ke liye 3 lakh rupye diye the ab usko pahchan nahi paa rha hun.
Kisi ne poocha bhai itna dukhi kyu ho.
Pappu: Ek dost ko plastic surjary ke liye 3 lakh rupye diye the ab usko pahchan nahi paa rha hun.
Shirt Gum Ho Gyi Hindi Jokes
Pappu : Ek to tumne meri kameej gayab kar di or uper se dhulaai ke paise maang rhe ho.
Dhobi: Sahab kameej dhone ke baad gayab huyi thi.
Dhobi: Sahab kameej dhone ke baad gayab huyi thi.
Blind Man In Army Hindi Joke
Ek andha aadmi army join karne ke liye gya.
Major: Mein tumhe kis kaam ke liye rakhun.
Aadmi: Andha dhundh goli chalwane ke liye.
Major: Mein tumhe kis kaam ke liye rakhun.
Aadmi: Andha dhundh goli chalwane ke liye.
Khud Ko Balb Samajhta Hai Joke
Ek doctor jab mental hospital pahucha to usne dekha ki ek marij chhat se latka hai.
Aur dusra aise natak kar rha hai jaise wo lakdi kaat rha hai.
doctor: Ye chhat par kyu latka hai.
Marij: Ye bewkoof khud ko balb samajhta hai.
Doctor: Ise turant niche utaro.
Marij: Use niche utaru to mein kya andhere mein lakdi katunga.
Aur dusra aise natak kar rha hai jaise wo lakdi kaat rha hai.
doctor: Ye chhat par kyu latka hai.
Marij: Ye bewkoof khud ko balb samajhta hai.
Doctor: Ise turant niche utaro.
Marij: Use niche utaru to mein kya andhere mein lakdi katunga.
Had Hai Yaar Hindi Jokes
Ek aadmi dukandar se bola: Taash ki gaddi hai.
Dukandar: Ha hai na.
Aadmi: Ek dena.
Dukandar: Kyu. Khelne ke liye chahiye.
Aadmi: Nahi wo kya hai ki mein makan banwa rha hun to eent kam pad gyi hai wahi to taash ki gaddi kharid rha hun.
Dukandar: Ha hai na.
Aadmi: Ek dena.
Dukandar: Kyu. Khelne ke liye chahiye.
Aadmi: Nahi wo kya hai ki mein makan banwa rha hun to eent kam pad gyi hai wahi to taash ki gaddi kharid rha hun.
Humare Yaha Roj War Hota Hai Jokes
American: Humare amerika mein war ho gya hai.
Santa: Humare yha roj war hota hai.
Americal: Wo kaise?
Santa: Somvaar, Mangalvaar, Budhvaar...
Santa: Humare yha roj war hota hai.
Americal: Wo kaise?
Santa: Somvaar, Mangalvaar, Budhvaar...
Photo Aur Le Rha Hai Hindi Jokes
Ek bar pappu bus ki chhat ke uper sawari kr rha hta.
Achanak se toofan aya or pappu ki dhoti ud gyi.
Tabhi achanak bijli chamki to pappu bola:
Ek to humari dhoti ud gyi uper se photo bhi le rha hai.
Achanak se toofan aya or pappu ki dhoti ud gyi.
Tabhi achanak bijli chamki to pappu bola:
Ek to humari dhoti ud gyi uper se photo bhi le rha hai.
Bahana Nahi Chalega Hindi Joke
Santa ke bageeche mein bahut saare ped paudhe the.
Santa naukar se bola: Ja or ped paudho ko paani de.
Naukar: Sahab barish ho rhi hai.
Santa: To phir chatri lke ja.
Santa naukar se bola: Ja or ped paudho ko paani de.
Naukar: Sahab barish ho rhi hai.
Santa: To phir chatri lke ja.
Apple Khane Santa Joke
Santa ped par chada to uper baithe bandar ne poocha
Ped par kya karoge to santa bola aaple khane.
Bandar bola lekin ye to aam ka ped hai.
Phir santa bola aaple mein sath laya hun.
Ped par kya karoge to santa bola aaple khane.
Bandar bola lekin ye to aam ka ped hai.
Phir santa bola aaple mein sath laya hun.
Aag Lag Gyi Hai Joke
Santa: Aapke ghar mein aag lag gyi hai.
Banta: Chinta karne ki jarurat nhi hai bimaa hai.
Santa: Lekin uske andar aapki biwi hai.
Banta: Koi fikra ni uska bhi bimaa hai.
Banta: Chinta karne ki jarurat nhi hai bimaa hai.
Santa: Lekin uske andar aapki biwi hai.
Banta: Koi fikra ni uska bhi bimaa hai.
Ye To Missed Call Tha Joke
Santa or banta mobile ka upyog karke thak gye the.
Tab unhone kabootar ka upyog karne ki thani.
Ek din santa ne bina kisi message ke kabootar uda diya.
Gusse me banta ne santa ko call kiya.
Santa: Oye khote ye to missed call thi.
Tab unhone kabootar ka upyog karne ki thani.
Ek din santa ne bina kisi message ke kabootar uda diya.
Gusse me banta ne santa ko call kiya.
Santa: Oye khote ye to missed call thi.
Santa In Military Hindi Jokes
Captain: Naujawano aage bado.
Santa aage nahi bada.
Captain santa se: Tum aage kyu nahi aaye.
Santa: Sir aapne 9 jawano aage bado kha tha. Me dasve number par tha.
Santa aage nahi bada.
Captain santa se: Tum aage kyu nahi aaye.
Santa: Sir aapne 9 jawano aage bado kha tha. Me dasve number par tha.
Dimag Nahi Hai Hindi Jokes
Frog:Tumhare pass dimag nahi hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahi hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahi hai or kuye mein kud jata hai.
Bhola: Isme sucide karne wali konsi baat thi.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahi hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahi hai or kuye mein kud jata hai.
Bhola: Isme sucide karne wali konsi baat thi.
Wo Ghar Par Hain
Phone ki ghanti bje.
Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kahna me ghar par nahi hun.
Wife: Wo ghar par hain.
Santa: Mene mana kiya tha ke...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha.
Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kahna me ghar par nahi hun.
Wife: Wo ghar par hain.
Santa: Mene mana kiya tha ke...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha.
Saboot Pakka Nahi Hai Hindi Joke
Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabje mein hai. Saboot ke taur par do ungli bheji hain.
Husband: Saboot pakka nahi hai. Mundi bhej mundi.
Husband: Saboot pakka nahi hai. Mundi bhej mundi.
Mobile Dual Sim Hai Hindi Joke
Girl: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Boy: Mera dil mobile hai or tum uski sim.
Girl: Me kitni lucky hun.
Boy: Thank god use pta nahi ki mobile dual sim hai.
Boy: Mera dil mobile hai or tum uski sim.
Girl: Me kitni lucky hun.
Boy: Thank god use pta nahi ki mobile dual sim hai.
Do Ladki Or Ek Sharabi Joke
Do ladki aapas me lad rhi thi. Tabhi waha se ek shrabi gujra.
Ek boli: Ye sharabi tera bf.
Dusri boli: Mera nahi tera hai.
Pahli: Tera hai tera.
Dusri: Nahi tera hai.
Tabhi sharabi bola: Me ruku ya jau.
Ek boli: Ye sharabi tera bf.
Dusri boli: Mera nahi tera hai.
Pahli: Tera hai tera.
Dusri: Nahi tera hai.
Tabhi sharabi bola: Me ruku ya jau.
Yaad Me Kya Karte Ho Hindi Jokes
Girl: Jab tumhe meri yaad aati hai to tum kya karte ho??
Boy: Tumhari pasand ki chocolate kha leta hun. Tum kya karti ho??
Girl: Mein bhi 2 chhoti gold flake pi leti hun.
Boy: Tumhari pasand ki chocolate kha leta hun. Tum kya karti ho??
Girl: Mein bhi 2 chhoti gold flake pi leti hun.
Dress To Aur Bhi Achchhi Hai
Ek ladki class mein nayi chappal pahan kar aati hai.
Tabhi ek ladka bolta hai:Chappal achchi hai.
Ladki: Nikalu kya.
Tab sab ladke bolte hain: Teri dree to aur bhi achchhi hai.
Tabhi ek ladka bolta hai:Chappal achchi hai.
Ladki: Nikalu kya.
Tab sab ladke bolte hain: Teri dree to aur bhi achchhi hai.
Santa Ki Jalebi
Santa jalebi bech rha tha magar aalu lelo aalu chilla rha tha.
Tabhi ek aadmi bola: Tum bech to jalebi rhe ho aalu aalu kyu chilla rhe ho.
Satna: Chup ho ja sale nahi to makkhiya aa jayengi.
Tabhi ek aadmi bola: Tum bech to jalebi rhe ho aalu aalu kyu chilla rhe ho.
Satna: Chup ho ja sale nahi to makkhiya aa jayengi.
Husband Waife Jokes
Wife: Poori duniya mein chirag leke dhudoge to bhi dubara meri jisi biwi nhi milegi.
Husband: Kisne kaha ke dubara bhi mein tumhare jaisi hi dhudunga.
Husband rocked
Wife Shocked
Husband: Kisne kaha ke dubara bhi mein tumhare jaisi hi dhudunga.
Husband rocked
Wife Shocked
Man In Public Toilet
Ek aadmi public toilet mein aya ki sath wale toilet mein se aawaz aayi
"Kya Hal Hai"
Aadmi ghabra gya or bola: Thik hain.
Phir aawaz aayi: Kya kar rhe ho.
Aadmi bola: Bhai sab jo yha karte hain.
Aawaz aayi: Mein aa jau.
Aadmi pareshan ho gya or bola: Nahi nahi mein busy hun.
Awaz aai: Chal yar thik hai mein tujhe baad mein call karta hun. Abhi koi ullu ka pattha bagal wale toilet se meri har bat ka jabab de rha hai.
"Kya Hal Hai"
Aadmi ghabra gya or bola: Thik hain.
Phir aawaz aayi: Kya kar rhe ho.
Aadmi bola: Bhai sab jo yha karte hain.
Aawaz aayi: Mein aa jau.
Aadmi pareshan ho gya or bola: Nahi nahi mein busy hun.
Awaz aai: Chal yar thik hai mein tujhe baad mein call karta hun. Abhi koi ullu ka pattha bagal wale toilet se meri har bat ka jabab de rha hai.
Aapki Shadi Ho Gayi
Boss: Aapki shadi ho gyi??
Pappu: Ha ek ladki se hui hai.
Boss: Are shadi ladki se hi hoti hai na.
Pappu: Nahi sir, Meri behan ki shadi ladke se hui thi.
Pappu: Ha ek ladki se hui hai.
Boss: Are shadi ladki se hi hoti hai na.
Pappu: Nahi sir, Meri behan ki shadi ladke se hui thi.
Pappu Donkey Lekar Gaya
Pappu class mein gadha lekar gaya.
Teacher: Tum ise lekar kyu aaye ho??
Pappu: Appne hi to kaha tha ki aapne kai gadho ko insan banaya hai.
Mene socha iski zindagi sawar dun.
Teacher: Tum ise lekar kyu aaye ho??
Pappu: Appne hi to kaha tha ki aapne kai gadho ko insan banaya hai.
Mene socha iski zindagi sawar dun.
BlackBoard Par SUSU
Pappu: Aaj class mein madam ne ek sawal poocha jiska jabab mere alawa kisi ko nahi ata tha.
Pappu ke papa: Mera pyara beta. Kya sawal tha??
Pappu: Sawal tha, is blackboard par susu kisne ki hai.
Pappu ke papa: Mera pyara beta. Kya sawal tha??
Pappu: Sawal tha, is blackboard par susu kisne ki hai.
Pappu Ki Cheating
Madam ne class me kaha ki hips par nibandh likho.
To pappu ne apni paint khol kar dekhne lga.
Tab bittu bola: Mam appu ne guide khol li hai.
To pappu ne apni paint khol kar dekhne lga.
Tab bittu bola: Mam appu ne guide khol li hai.
Kal School Kyu Nahi Aaye
Teacher: Pappu kal tum school kyu nhi aaye??
Pappu: Sir mein kal gir gya tha or lag gyi thi.
Teacher: Tum kaha gir gye or kaha lag gayo??
Pappu: Sir mein takiye par gir gaya tha or aankh lag gayi thi.
Pappu: Sir mein kal gir gya tha or lag gyi thi.
Teacher: Tum kaha gir gye or kaha lag gayo??
Pappu: Sir mein takiye par gir gaya tha or aankh lag gayi thi.
Pappu Or Makkhi
Pappu ne ek makkhi ke par tod diye or kaha ud ja.
Makkhi nhi ud saki. Tab pappu ne kaha:
Isse sabit hota hai ki bina par ke makkhi sun nahi sakti.
Makkhi nhi ud saki. Tab pappu ne kaha:
Isse sabit hota hai ki bina par ke makkhi sun nahi sakti.
Pappu Rasta Bhool Gya
Ek baar pappu jungle mein apne bete ke sath lakdiya kaatne gya.
Waapsi mein wo rasta bhool gya.
Phir wo apne bete ko marne laga kahne lga: Kambakht me to rasta bhool gya. Tu to ghar ja.
Waapsi mein wo rasta bhool gya.
Phir wo apne bete ko marne laga kahne lga: Kambakht me to rasta bhool gya. Tu to ghar ja.
Yeh Nakli 7UP Hai
Pappu ne dukan dar se ek 7up li.
7up pine ke baad appu ne 6 dakar mari or ek pad mara.
Tab pappu ne kaha:Ye 7Up nahi 6Up or ek down hai.
7up pine ke baad appu ne 6 dakar mari or ek pad mara.
Tab pappu ne kaha:Ye 7Up nahi 6Up or ek down hai.
Hawai Jahaz Gujar Gya
Pappu rail ki patri par so gya.
Ek aadmi ne kaha ki rail aayegi to tum mat jaoge.
Pappu Bola: mere uper se hawai gujar gya jab kuchh nahi hua. Rail Kya cheez hai
Ek aadmi ne kaha ki rail aayegi to tum mat jaoge.
Pappu Bola: mere uper se hawai gujar gya jab kuchh nahi hua. Rail Kya cheez hai
Love Shayari: Meri Yadon Mein Tum Ho
Yeh yaad hai tumhari ya yadon mein tum ho,
Yeah khwab hain tumhare ya khwabo me tum ho,
Hum nahi jante... Hume bas itna bata do,
Hum jaan hain tumhari ya humaari jaan tum ho...
Yeah khwab hain tumhare ya khwabo me tum ho,
Hum nahi jante... Hume bas itna bata do,
Hum jaan hain tumhari ya humaari jaan tum ho...
Dard Shayari: Kash Yado Ka Matlab Wo Samajhte
Kash yado ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kash khwabo ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazar nazro se,
Kash humari nazro ka matlab wo samajhte...
Kash khwabo ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazar nazro se,
Kash humari nazro ka matlab wo samajhte...
Missing Shayari: Is Shaam Ki Tanhai Se
Is shaam ki tanhai se,
Is dard ki gahrai se,
Dil kuchh baat kar rha hai,
Zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko,
Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kr rha hai...
Is dard ki gahrai se,
Dil kuchh baat kar rha hai,
Zara samjho in fizaon ki chubhan ko,
Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kr rha hai...
Dard Shayari: Ae Dum Jara Dheere Dheere Nikal
Ae dum jara dheere dheere nikal,
Kahi bekhabar ko khabar na ho jaye,
Meri lambi umar ki dua mangta hai koi,
Kahi us dua ka asar na ho jaye...
Kahi bekhabar ko khabar na ho jaye,
Meri lambi umar ki dua mangta hai koi,
Kahi us dua ka asar na ho jaye...
Love Shayari: Aaj Har Ek Pal Khoobsurat Hai
Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai,
Dil mein sirf teri hi soorat hai,
Kuchh bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi,
Duniya se jyada humko teri zaroorat hai...
Dil mein sirf teri hi soorat hai,
Kuchh bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi,
Duniya se jyada humko teri zaroorat hai...
Dard Shayari: Nakam Si Koshish Kiya Karte Hain
Nakam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdeer mein ek toota tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chand ki aarzoo kiya karte hain...
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdeer mein ek toota tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chand ki aarzoo kiya karte hain...
Love Shayari: Pyar Kya Hota Hai
Tumse milke jana ke pyar kya hota hai,
Zindagi jine ka ehsaas kya hota hai,
Par jab tum meri zindagi se chale gaye to jana,
Ke kisi ko khone ka ehsas kya hota hai...
Zindagi jine ka ehsaas kya hota hai,
Par jab tum meri zindagi se chale gaye to jana,
Ke kisi ko khone ka ehsas kya hota hai...
Love Shayari: Har Bar Dil Se Yeh Paigam Aaye
Har bar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye,
Tum hi kyo bhaye dil ko kya maalum,
Jab nazro ke samne haseen tamaam aaye...
Jubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye,
Tum hi kyo bhaye dil ko kya maalum,
Jab nazro ke samne haseen tamaam aaye...
Love Shayari: Nazro Se Jitne Door Ho Tum
Nazro se jitne door ho tum,
Mere dil ke utne hi kareeb ho tum,
Koi chura na tumko mujhse,
Is liye mere dil ka ek raaz ho tum...
Mere dil ke utne hi kareeb ho tum,
Koi chura na tumko mujhse,
Is liye mere dil ka ek raaz ho tum...
Sad Shayari: Bheeg Jati Hai Palke Tanhai Mein
Bheeg jati hai palke tanhai mein,
Darte hain ki ye koi jaan na le,
Pasand karte hain tez barsat mein chalna,
Kahin rote huye koi pahchan na le...
Darte hain ki ye koi jaan na le,
Pasand karte hain tez barsat mein chalna,
Kahin rote huye koi pahchan na le...
Dard Shayari: Kagaz Par Humne Gazal Likh Di
Kagaz par humne gazal likh di,
Ashkon se seench kar khushi likh di,
Dard jab humne ubhara lafzo par,
Logo ne kaha wah kya shayari likh di...
Ashkon se seench kar khushi likh di,
Dard jab humne ubhara lafzo par,
Logo ne kaha wah kya shayari likh di...
Sardar Ji Jokes: Ajeeb Message
Sardar1: Yaar mujhe aaj ajeeb message aya or mera mobile off ho gya.
Sardar2: Kya message aya??
Sardar1: Battery low.
Sardar2: Send kar.
Sardar2: Kya message aya??
Sardar1: Battery low.
Sardar2: Send kar.
SardarJi Jokes: Phone Par Dhamaki
Sardar ji: Mujhe phone par dhamki mil rhi hain.
Police: Kon de rha hai??
Sardar : Vodafone wale. Kah rhe hain ki bill bharo nahi to kaat denge.
Police: Kon de rha hai??
Sardar : Vodafone wale. Kah rhe hain ki bill bharo nahi to kaat denge.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Punjab Se Laya Hun
Ek sardar ji ek tote ko kandhe par rakh kar bazaar mein ghum rhe the.
Tabhi kisi ne poocha : Kidhar se laya hai is janwar ko??
Punjab se laya hun sale ko : tote ne jabab diya.
Tabhi kisi ne poocha : Kidhar se laya hai is janwar ko??
Punjab se laya hun sale ko : tote ne jabab diya.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Total Mein To Kamaal Kar Diya
Teacher ne sardar ji se kaha: Tumhara bachcha bilkul gadha hai.
Uski report dekho
Eng -20
Maths -15
Science - 18
SST - 25
Hindi - 22
Total - 100
Sardar : Total me to kamaal kar diya na. 100 me se 100. Iski to tution bhi nahi karai thi.
Uski report dekho
Eng -20
Maths -15
Science - 18
SST - 25
Hindi - 22
Total - 100
Sardar : Total me to kamaal kar diya na. 100 me se 100. Iski to tution bhi nahi karai thi.
Sardar Ji Jokes: English Mein Translation
Ek baar sardar ji english mein fail ho gye english translation ki wajah se.
1. Mein ek aam aadmi hun .. ko kiya... I am a mango man.
2. Mujhe english aati hai.... ko kiya... English comes to me.
3. Mera taluq haripur hazar se hai... ko kiya... I belong to greenpur thousands.
4. Sadak par goliya chal rhi han ... ko kiya... Tablets are walking on the road.
1. Mein ek aam aadmi hun .. ko kiya... I am a mango man.
2. Mujhe english aati hai.... ko kiya... English comes to me.
3. Mera taluq haripur hazar se hai... ko kiya... I belong to greenpur thousands.
4. Sadak par goliya chal rhi han ... ko kiya... Tablets are walking on the road.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Train Ke Peeche Sardar
Do sardar train ke peeche bhag rhe the.
Unme se ek chad gya to logo ne kaha "WELL DONE".
Sardar: "Oh Shit" Jana to use tha. Mein to chhodne aaya tha.
Unme se ek chad gya to logo ne kaha "WELL DONE".
Sardar: "Oh Shit" Jana to use tha. Mein to chhodne aaya tha.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Sardar Ji Divorce Ke Liye Gaye
Sardar ji or unki wife divorce ke liye gaye.
Judge ne kka tumhare paas 3 bachche hain unhe kaise batonge?
Sardar ji bole thik hai hum agle saal aate hain. Tab 2-2 batna aasan ho jayega.
Judge ne kka tumhare paas 3 bachche hain unhe kaise batonge?
Sardar ji bole thik hai hum agle saal aate hain. Tab 2-2 batna aasan ho jayega.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Teri Phir Se Bazi
2 Sardar sipahi ne ek pakistani sipahi ko pakad liya.
Unhone use ek dice diya or kaha agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to hum tujhe shoot kar denge.
Pak sipahi: Or 6 aya to??
Sardar: Kabhi ye game khela nhi kya. 6 aya to tu phir se khelega.
Unhone use ek dice diya or kaha agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to hum tujhe shoot kar denge.
Pak sipahi: Or 6 aya to??
Sardar: Kabhi ye game khela nhi kya. 6 aya to tu phir se khelega.
SardarJi Jokes: Kuchh Log Sidhe Pite Hain
Sardar1: Mere dadaji 96 saal tak jiye the or unhone kabhi bhi glasses ka upyog nahi kiya.
Sardar2: Ha mujhe pta hai kuchh log direct bottle se pite hain.
Sardar2: Ha mujhe pta hai kuchh log direct bottle se pite hain.
Santa Banta Jokes: Answer Sheet Par Kya Likhu
Santa : Yaar answer sheet par kya likhu??
Banta : Yehi ki answer sheet par likhe gaye saare answer kalpnik hain or inka kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi hai.
Banta : Yehi ki answer sheet par likhe gaye saare answer kalpnik hain or inka kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi hai.
Pappu Ka Attitude
Pappu ko exam paper mein kuchh nahi aa rha tha.
Use kisi question ka answer nahi pta tha.
Usne un sabhi questions ka wo answer likha jo exam banane walo ko nahi pta tha.
Kyu.... Kyu ki
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Jaise ko taisa
Use kisi question ka answer nahi pta tha.
Usne un sabhi questions ka wo answer likha jo exam banane walo ko nahi pta tha.
Kyu.... Kyu ki
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Jaise ko taisa
Ek Gora Or Ek Aurat
Ek old bhartiya aurat barf par se fisal gayi.
Wo boli - Hai meri kismat.
Tabhi waha se gujar rhe ek gore ne kaha
"Merry Cristmas to you too".
Wo boli - Hai meri kismat.
Tabhi waha se gujar rhe ek gore ne kaha
"Merry Cristmas to you too".
Train Mein Sardar Ji
Ek train mein sardar ji 10 minute mein 5 bar toilet ho aaye.
Paas baithe dost ne poocha- Sardar ji chen nahi hai aapko.
Sardar ji bole- Oye paape chen to hai par khul nahi rhi hai.
Paas baithe dost ne poocha- Sardar ji chen nahi hai aapko.
Sardar ji bole- Oye paape chen to hai par khul nahi rhi hai.
Train Mein Kuchh BudhiJibi
Delhi se mugal sarai jaane wali train mein kuchh budhi jibi baithe the.
We jor jor se international baate kar rhe the.
Unse uper ki birth par soye ek brahmin ko unki baato se pareshani ho rhi thi.
Ek sajjan bole- pahle poonjivad aya, phir samasya baad aya or ab samajbaad ayega.
Uper soye brahmin ne kaha- bhai jab ilhabaad aa jaye to mujhe thoda jaga dena.
We jor jor se international baate kar rhe the.
Unse uper ki birth par soye ek brahmin ko unki baato se pareshani ho rhi thi.
Ek sajjan bole- pahle poonjivad aya, phir samasya baad aya or ab samajbaad ayega.
Uper soye brahmin ne kaha- bhai jab ilhabaad aa jaye to mujhe thoda jaga dena.
Love Shayari: Din Beet Jaate Hain Suhani Yadein Bankar
Din beet jatey hain suhani yade bankar,
Batein rah jati hain sirf ek kahani bankar,
Par pyar to humesha dil ke kareeb rahega,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi aankho mein pani bankar...
Batein rah jati hain sirf ek kahani bankar,
Par pyar to humesha dil ke kareeb rahega,
Kabhi muskan to kabhi aankho mein pani bankar...
Love Shayari: Koi Hai Jo Mujhe Chahne Lagi Hai
Ek arse baad koi hai jo mujhe chahne lagi hai,
Meri har baat par muskurane lagi hai...
Ek arse baad koi hai jo din raat mujhe dekhne ki dua karti hai,
Meri gair hazari mein mere liye aahen bharti hai...
Ek arse baad koi hai jo meri mulaqato ko tarasati hai,
Jiski nigaho ki barish sirf mere liye barsati hai...
Ek arse baad koi hai jo mere liye bekarar rahti hai,
Jo har pal kahti hai ha mujhe bhi tumse pyar hai...
Meri har baat par muskurane lagi hai...
Ek arse baad koi hai jo din raat mujhe dekhne ki dua karti hai,
Meri gair hazari mein mere liye aahen bharti hai...
Ek arse baad koi hai jo meri mulaqato ko tarasati hai,
Jiski nigaho ki barish sirf mere liye barsati hai...
Ek arse baad koi hai jo mere liye bekarar rahti hai,
Jo har pal kahti hai ha mujhe bhi tumse pyar hai...
Romantic Shayari: Dil Mein Basa Liya Or Bataya Bhi Nahi
Dil mein basa liya or hume bataya bhi nahi,
Sath rahne ka khwab saja liya or hume bataya bhi nahi,
Ab bhi dekhte hain khamoshi bhari nigaho se,
Chupke se dil chura liya or hume bataya bhi nahi...
Sath rahne ka khwab saja liya or hume bataya bhi nahi,
Ab bhi dekhte hain khamoshi bhari nigaho se,
Chupke se dil chura liya or hume bataya bhi nahi...
Romantic Shayari: Koi Aa Kar Mera Hath Tham Le
Koi aa kar mera hath tham le,
Mujhe tanhaiyo se dar lagta hai...
Koi apna kah kar mera naam le,
Mujhe harjaiyon se dar lagta hai...
Sama jaye mere wajood mein,
Mujhe judaiyon se dar lagta hai...
Mohabbat me mein dub jau,
Mujhe gahraiyon se dar lagta hai...
Mujhe tanhaiyo se dar lagta hai...
Koi apna kah kar mera naam le,
Mujhe harjaiyon se dar lagta hai...
Sama jaye mere wajood mein,
Mujhe judaiyon se dar lagta hai...
Mohabbat me mein dub jau,
Mujhe gahraiyon se dar lagta hai...
Love Shayari: Apne Hatho Se Chehre Ko Chupate Kyu Ho
Aapne hatho se chehre ko chupate kyu ho,
Sarmate ho to samne aate kyu ho,
Tum meri tarah bhi kar do ikrar-e-wafa,
Pyar karte ho to chupate kyu ho...
Sarmate ho to samne aate kyu ho,
Tum meri tarah bhi kar do ikrar-e-wafa,
Pyar karte ho to chupate kyu ho...
Sad Shayari: Mahfil Bhi Royegi Har Dil Bhi Royega
Mahfil bhi royegi har dil bhi royega,
Dubi jo meri kasti to har shahil bhi royega,
Hum itna pyar bikher denge is duniya mein,
Ke meri maut par mera katil bhi royega...
Dubi jo meri kasti to har shahil bhi royega,
Hum itna pyar bikher denge is duniya mein,
Ke meri maut par mera katil bhi royega...
Love Shayari: Pyaar Mein Kisi Ko Khona Bhi Zindagi Hai
Pyaar mein kisi ko khona bhi zindagi hai,
Zindagi mein gamo ka hona bhi zindagi hai,
Yun to rahti hai hotho par muskurahat,
Par chupke se kisi ke liye rona bhi zindagi hai...
Zindagi mein gamo ka hona bhi zindagi hai,
Yun to rahti hai hotho par muskurahat,
Par chupke se kisi ke liye rona bhi zindagi hai...
Love Shayari: Kuchh Sochu To Tera Khyal Aa Jata Hai
Kuchh sochu to tera khyal aa jata hai,
Kuchh bolu to tera naam aa jata hai,
Kab tak chupau is dil ki baat ko,
Teri har ada par mujhe pyar aa jata hai...
Kuchh bolu to tera naam aa jata hai,
Kab tak chupau is dil ki baat ko,
Teri har ada par mujhe pyar aa jata hai...
Love Shayari: Gam Dena Magar Ansu Na Dena
Gam dena magar kabhi aansu na dena,
Khamosh rahna magar Khafa na hona,
Nazrein churana magar bhool na jana,
Dur rahna magar kabhi alvida na kahna...
Khamosh rahna magar Khafa na hona,
Nazrein churana magar bhool na jana,
Dur rahna magar kabhi alvida na kahna...
Love Shayari: Nazare Mile To Pyar Ho Jata Hai
Nazare mile to pyar ho jata hai,
Palke uthe to izhaar ho jata ha,
Na jane kya kashish hai chahate mein,
Ke koi bhi anjan humari zindagi ka...
Haqdar ho jata hai....
Palke uthe to izhaar ho jata ha,
Na jane kya kashish hai chahate mein,
Ke koi bhi anjan humari zindagi ka...
Haqdar ho jata hai....
Love Shayari: Tera Intzaar Mujhe Har Pal
Tera intzaar mujhe har pal rahta hai,
Har lamha mujhe tera ehsas rahta hai,
Tujh bin dhadkane ruk si jati hain,
Ki tu mere dil mein meri dhadkan banke rahta hai...
Har lamha mujhe tera ehsas rahta hai,
Tujh bin dhadkane ruk si jati hain,
Ki tu mere dil mein meri dhadkan banke rahta hai...
Romantic Shayari: Darta Hun Kahin Mein Pagal Na Ban Jau
Darta hun kahin mein pagal na ban jau,
Tikhi nazar or sunhare rup ka kayal na ban jau,
Ab bas bhi kar zalim kuchh to raham kha mujh par,
Chali ja meri nazro se door kahin mein shayar na ban jau...
Tikhi nazar or sunhare rup ka kayal na ban jau,
Ab bas bhi kar zalim kuchh to raham kha mujh par,
Chali ja meri nazro se door kahin mein shayar na ban jau...
Love Shayari: Palko Ke Kinare Humne Bhigoye
Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
Woh sochte hain hum roye hi nahi,
Wo puchhte hain khwabo mein kise dekhte ho,
Hum hain ki ek umar se soye hi nahi...
Woh sochte hain hum roye hi nahi,
Wo puchhte hain khwabo mein kise dekhte ho,
Hum hain ki ek umar se soye hi nahi...
Romantic Shayari: Tum Bahaar Ho Bahaar Hi Rahna
Tum bahaar ho bahaar hi rahna,
Mere dil ke ghar mein hi chhupi rahna,
Bacha lunga mein tumhe sab dukho se,
Bas mujhe pyaar karti rahna...
Mere dil ke ghar mein hi chhupi rahna,
Bacha lunga mein tumhe sab dukho se,
Bas mujhe pyaar karti rahna...
Romantic Shayari: Shayari For Girlfriend
Tamanna hai meri ki aapki aarzoo ban jau,
Aapki ankh ka tara na sahi aapki ankh ka ansu ban jau,
Mein aapki zindagi ki khushi banu ya na ban saku,
Aapke gum mein aapka sahara ban jau...
Aapki ankh ka tara na sahi aapki ankh ka ansu ban jau,
Mein aapki zindagi ki khushi banu ya na ban saku,
Aapke gum mein aapka sahara ban jau...
Romantic Shayari: Wo Kahte Hain Ke Saari Raat
Wo kahte hain ke saari raat,
Aap hume sone nahi dete,
Hum kahte hain ki aapka noor hi aisa hai,
Ke aap humari raat hone hi nahi dete...
वो कहते हैं की सारी रात,
आप हमे सोने नहीं देते,
हम कहते हैं की आपका नूर ही ऐसा है,
की आप हमारी रात होने नहीं देते.....
Aap hume sone nahi dete,
Hum kahte hain ki aapka noor hi aisa hai,
Ke aap humari raat hone hi nahi dete...
वो कहते हैं की सारी रात,
आप हमे सोने नहीं देते,
हम कहते हैं की आपका नूर ही ऐसा है,
की आप हमारी रात होने नहीं देते.....
Romantic Shayari: Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab
Jab se hua hai wo khwab ki tarah,
Zindagi guzar rahi hai azaab ki tarah,
Khushbu ki kalam se likha tha shayad usne,
Har lafz mahak rha hai gulab ki tarah...
Zindagi guzar rahi hai azaab ki tarah,
Khushbu ki kalam se likha tha shayad usne,
Har lafz mahak rha hai gulab ki tarah...
Romantic Shayari: Aap Zindagi Mein Aaye To Khyal
Aap Zindagi mein aaye to khyal aaya,
Bahar husn or sabab aaya,
Hum ne bhi bhool karke dil lagaya,
Jaane kyu ye khwab sach mein badal gya...
Bahar husn or sabab aaya,
Hum ne bhi bhool karke dil lagaya,
Jaane kyu ye khwab sach mein badal gya...
Romantic Shayari: Aap Har Manzil Ko
Aap har manzil ko muskil samajhte hain,
Hum aapko manzil samajhte hain,
Bada farak hain aapke or humare nazriye mein,
Aap hume sapna or hum aako apna samajhte hain...
आप हर मंजिल को मुस्किल समझते हैं,
हम आपको मंजिल समझते हैं,
बड़ा फरक है आपके और हमारे नजरिये में,
आप हमे सपना और हम आपको अपना समझते हैं....
Hum aapko manzil samajhte hain,
Bada farak hain aapke or humare nazriye mein,
Aap hume sapna or hum aako apna samajhte hain...
आप हर मंजिल को मुस्किल समझते हैं,
हम आपको मंजिल समझते हैं,
बड़ा फरक है आपके और हमारे नजरिये में,
आप हमे सपना और हम आपको अपना समझते हैं....
Happy Diwali SMS: Deep Jalte Jagmagate Rahe
Deep jalte jagmagate rhe,
Hum aapko aap hume yaad karte rhe,
Jab tak zindagi hai dua hai humari,
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rhe...
"Happy Diwali"
Hum aapko aap hume yaad karte rhe,
Jab tak zindagi hai dua hai humari,
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rhe...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Diwali Parv Hai Khushiyo Ka
Diwali parv hai khushiyo ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka,
Is diwali aapki zindagi khushiyo se bhari rhe,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho...
"Happy Diwali"
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka,
Is diwali aapki zindagi khushiyo se bhari rhe,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Aapke Life Mein Mithaas
Aapki life mein mithas ho "Cadbury" jaise,
Ronak ho "Asian-Paint" jaise,
Mahak ho "Axe" jaise,
Tazgi ho "Colgate" jaise,
Aur tension free rahe
"Huggies" jaise...
"Happy Deepavali"
Ronak ho "Asian-Paint" jaise,
Mahak ho "Axe" jaise,
Tazgi ho "Colgate" jaise,
Aur tension free rahe
"Huggies" jaise...
"Happy Deepavali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Aaj Se Aapke Yaha
Aaj se aapke yahan ,
Dhan... ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankato ka nash ho,
Har dil par aapka Raj ho,
Unnati ka sar par taj ho,
Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho...
"Happy Diwali"
Dhan... ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankato ka nash ho,
Har dil par aapka Raj ho,
Unnati ka sar par taj ho,
Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho...
"Happy Diwali"
Heart Break Shayari: Pas Aakar Sab Dur Chale Jate Hain
Paas aakar sab dur chale jate hain,
Akele the hum akele hi rah jate hain,
Is dil ka dard dikhaye kise,
Malham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hain...
Akele the hum akele hi rah jate hain,
Is dil ka dard dikhaye kise,
Malham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hain...
Heart Touching Shayari: Waqt To Hume Bhula Chuka
Waqt to hume bhula chuka hai,
Mukaddar bhi na bhula de,
Pyar dil se hum isliye nahi karte,
Kyuki darte hain koi phir se na rula de...
Mukaddar bhi na bhula de,
Pyar dil se hum isliye nahi karte,
Kyuki darte hain koi phir se na rula de...
Bewafa Shayari: Jab Kuchh Sapne Adhure Rah Jate
Jab kuchh sapne adhure rah jate hain,
Tab dil ke dard aanshu bankar bah jate hain,
Jo kahte hain ki hum sirf aapke hain,
Pata nahi wo kaise alvida kah jate hain...
Tab dil ke dard aanshu bankar bah jate hain,
Jo kahte hain ki hum sirf aapke hain,
Pata nahi wo kaise alvida kah jate hain...
Bewafa Shayari: Dard Jo Tune Diya Wo Gahra Diya
Dard jo tune diya wo gehra diya,
Karke wada tune humko bhula diya,
Zakhm dene wale tera bhi sukriya,
Jo zindagi ka tune matlab sikha diya...
Karke wada tune humko bhula diya,
Zakhm dene wale tera bhi sukriya,
Jo zindagi ka tune matlab sikha diya...
Bewafa Shayari: Kabhi Aisi Bhi Berukhi Dekhi Hai
Kabhi aisi bhi berukhi dekhi hai humne,
Ke log aap se tum tak,
Tum se jaan tak,
Fir jaan se anjaan tak ho jate hain...
Ke log aap se tum tak,
Tum se jaan tak,
Fir jaan se anjaan tak ho jate hain...
Heart Break Shayari: Zindagi Ne Kuchh Is Tarah Ka
Zindagi ne kuchh is tarah ka rukh liya,
Jisne jis taraf chaha mod diya,
Jisko jitni thi jaroorat sath chala,
Aur phir ek lamhe mein tanha chhod diya...
Jisne jis taraf chaha mod diya,
Jisko jitni thi jaroorat sath chala,
Aur phir ek lamhe mein tanha chhod diya...
Bewafa Shayari: Mohabbat Chiz Wo Hai
Mohabbat chiz wo hai jo dukano par nahi milti,
Aisa hota to taj mahal jaisi imarat nahi milti,
Ab is duniya mein sachchi mohabbat kaha hoti hai,
Hoti hai mohabbat par ab yahan wafa nahi milti...
Aisa hota to taj mahal jaisi imarat nahi milti,
Ab is duniya mein sachchi mohabbat kaha hoti hai,
Hoti hai mohabbat par ab yahan wafa nahi milti...
Bewafa Shayari: Tum Khush Ho Is Judai Se
Mujhe malum hai tum bohat khush ho is judai se,
Ab khyal rakhna apna,
Tumhe tum jaisa koi na mil jaye...
Ab khyal rakhna apna,
Tumhe tum jaisa koi na mil jaye...
Bewafa Shayari: Wo To Apni Tanhai Ki Khatir
Wo to apni tanhai ki khatir,
Fir se aa mile humse,
Hum nadan ye samajh baithe ki,
Humari duaon ka asar hai...
Fir se aa mile humse,
Hum nadan ye samajh baithe ki,
Humari duaon ka asar hai...
Bewafa Shayari: Waqt Ki Aandhi Mujhe Tumse Door
Waqt ki aandhi mujhe tumse door kar degi,
Tum to jee loge mere bin kisi or ke sahare,
Aur zindagi mujhe jeete ji marne par majboor kar degi...
Tum to jee loge mere bin kisi or ke sahare,
Aur zindagi mujhe jeete ji marne par majboor kar degi...
Bewafa Shayari: Kaash Tum Mujhe Ek Khat Likh Dete
Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
Mujhme kya kya thi kami ye to bata dete,
Tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
Nafrat ki hi mujhe koi wajah bata dete...
Mujhme kya kya thi kami ye to bata dete,
Tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
Nafrat ki hi mujhe koi wajah bata dete...
Bewafa Shayari: Thokar Khate Hain Or Muskurate Hain
Thokar khate hain or muskurate hain,
Is dil ko sabar karna sikhate hain,
Hum to dard lekar bhi yaad karte hain,
Or kuchh log dard dekar bhi bhul jate hain...
Is dil ko sabar karna sikhate hain,
Hum to dard lekar bhi yaad karte hain,
Or kuchh log dard dekar bhi bhul jate hain...
Bewafa Shayari: Chaha Tha Jise Use Bhulaya
Chaha tha jise use bhulaya na gya,
Zakhm dil ka logo se chhupaya nahi gya,
Bewafai ke baad bhi itna pyar karta hai dil unse,
Ki bewafai ka ilzam bhi unpar lagaya nahi gya...
Zakhm dil ka logo se chhupaya nahi gya,
Bewafai ke baad bhi itna pyar karta hai dil unse,
Ki bewafai ka ilzam bhi unpar lagaya nahi gya...
Bewafa Shayari: Tumhari Har Ek Baat Bewafa Ki Kahani
Tumhari har ek baat bewafa ki kahai hai,
Teri har saans meri zindagi ki kahani hai,
Tum aaj tak samajh nahi sake mere pyar ko,
Isliye mere aansu bhi tere liya paani hain...
Teri har saans meri zindagi ki kahani hai,
Tum aaj tak samajh nahi sake mere pyar ko,
Isliye mere aansu bhi tere liya paani hain...
Bewafa Shayari: Patthar Ki Yeh Duniya Jazbat Nahi Samajhati
Patthar ki ye duniya jazbat nahi samajhati,
Dil mein hai jo wo bat nahi samajhti,
Tanha to chand bhi hai sitaron ke beech,
Magar chand ka dard bewafa raat nahi samajhati...
Dil mein hai jo wo bat nahi samajhti,
Tanha to chand bhi hai sitaron ke beech,
Magar chand ka dard bewafa raat nahi samajhati...
Bewafa Shayari: Ud Rha Tha Dil Mera
Ud rha tha mera dil bhi parindo ki tarah,
Teer jab lag gayi to koi marham bhi na hua,
Dekh lena tha mujhe bhi har sitam ki ada,
Ae sanam tere jaisa mera koi dusman na hua...
Teer jab lag gayi to koi marham bhi na hua,
Dekh lena tha mujhe bhi har sitam ki ada,
Ae sanam tere jaisa mera koi dusman na hua...
Bewafa Shayari: Toote Hue Pyale Mein Jaam Nahi Ata
Tute huye pyale mein jaam nahi ata,
Ishq mein mareej ko aaram nahi ata,
Ae bewafa dil todne se pahle ye to soch liya hota,
Ki toota hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi ata...
Ishq mein mareej ko aaram nahi ata,
Ae bewafa dil todne se pahle ye to soch liya hota,
Ki toota hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi ata...
Bewafa Shayari: Hum To Jal Gaye
Hum to jal gaye uski mohabbat mein
Mom ki tarah...
Agar phir bhi wo hume bewafa kahe to...
Uski wafa ko salaam...
Mom ki tarah...
Agar phir bhi wo hume bewafa kahe to...
Uski wafa ko salaam...
Bewafa Shayari: Gum Is Baat Ka Nahi
Gum is baat ka nahi ki tum bewafa nikli,
Magar afsos ye hai ki,
Wo sab log sach nikle,
Jinse mein tere liye lada karta tha...
Magar afsos ye hai ki,
Wo sab log sach nikle,
Jinse mein tere liye lada karta tha...
Bewafa Shayari: Meri Wafa Ki Kadar Na Ki
Meri wafa ki kadar na ki,
Apni pasand pe to aitbar kiya hota,
Suna hai wo uski bhi na hui,
Mujhe Chhod diya use to apna liya hota...
Apni pasand pe to aitbar kiya hota,
Suna hai wo uski bhi na hui,
Mujhe Chhod diya use to apna liya hota...
Bewafa Shayari: Chand Taare Zameen Par Lane Ki
Chand Taare Zameen Par Lane Ki Zid Thi,
Humein Unko Apna Banane Ki Zid Thi,
Achcha Hua Wo Pahle Hi Ho Gaye Bewafa,
Warna Unhe Pane Ko Zamana Zalane Ki Zid Thi...
Humein Unko Apna Banane Ki Zid Thi,
Achcha Hua Wo Pahle Hi Ho Gaye Bewafa,
Warna Unhe Pane Ko Zamana Zalane Ki Zid Thi...
Sad Shayari: Missing Someone
Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
Bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
Bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya karen dost,
Kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi...
Bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
Bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya karen dost,
Kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi...
Sardar Ji Jokes: To Baki Kise Mila
Train mein sardar ji ka 50 rupye kho gye.
Tabhi ek musalman bola: Ya allah bismilla.
Sardar: Abey sale, 20 mila to baki 30 kisko mila.
Tabhi ek musalman bola: Ya allah bismilla.
Sardar: Abey sale, 20 mila to baki 30 kisko mila.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte Ho
Sardar ka beta: Papa agar raste mein aapko 5 ka or 10 ka note mile to aap konsa uthaoge??
Sardar: 10 ka.
Beta: Tabhi aap pe jokes bante hain. Dono bhi to utha sakte the.
Sardar: 10 ka.
Beta: Tabhi aap pe jokes bante hain. Dono bhi to utha sakte the.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Aise Pi Jati Hai
Ek budiya cinema hall mein ek cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi.
Wo kabhi 15 minute mein ek ghunt leti to kabhi 20 munite mein.
Paas mein baithe sardar ji ko gussa aya or unhone bottle uthai or ek ghunt mein pi gya or bola: aise pi jati hai.
Budiya boli: Beta mein to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi.
Wo kabhi 15 minute mein ek ghunt leti to kabhi 20 munite mein.
Paas mein baithe sardar ji ko gussa aya or unhone bottle uthai or ek ghunt mein pi gya or bola: aise pi jati hai.
Budiya boli: Beta mein to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Dusri Ke Liye Kya Dabau
Sardar ko marriage Bureau se call aya...
Riste ke liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni ke liye do dabaye,
Shadi ke liye 3 dabaye,
Sardar: Dusri shadi ke liye kya dabau??
Aawaz aai pahli wali ka gala.
Riste ke liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni ke liye do dabaye,
Shadi ke liye 3 dabaye,
Sardar: Dusri shadi ke liye kya dabau??
Aawaz aai pahli wali ka gala.
Santa Banta Jokes: Bajrang Soap
Doctor: Tum konsa sabun instemal karte ho.
Santa: Ji bajrang soap, bajrang paste, bajrang brush.
Doctor: Kya bajrang koi international company hai?
Santa: O nahi ji. Bajrang mera room partner hai.
Santa: Ji bajrang soap, bajrang paste, bajrang brush.
Doctor: Kya bajrang koi international company hai?
Santa: O nahi ji. Bajrang mera room partner hai.
Sardar Ji Jokes: NANO Ka Engine
Ek sardar ji ki NANO kharab ho gayi. Bonet khola to engine hi nahi.
Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola koi gal nahi. Meri dikki mein extra pada hai use tu lele.
Dusra sardar apni NANO lekar aya or bola koi gal nahi. Meri dikki mein extra pada hai use tu lele.
Sardar Ji Jokes: Password Is Incorrect
Sardar ji ko computer ke password bhulne ki aadat thi. Wo jaldi hi password bhul jate the.
Ek din unke dimag idea aya or unhone password ko incoreect kar diya.
Jab bhi galat password dalte computer khud hi kahta "Your password is incorrect"
Ek din unke dimag idea aya or unhone password ko incoreect kar diya.
Jab bhi galat password dalte computer khud hi kahta "Your password is incorrect"
Santa Banta Jokes: Late Kyu Aaye
Santa school mein late aaya.
Teacher: Tum late kyu aaye ho??
Santa: Mummy papa lad rhe the.
Teacher: Wo lad rhe the to tum late kyu aaye.
Santa: Kyu ki mera ek joota mummy ke hath mein tha or dusra papa ke hath mein.
Teacher: Tum late kyu aaye ho??
Santa: Mummy papa lad rhe the.
Teacher: Wo lad rhe the to tum late kyu aaye.
Santa: Kyu ki mera ek joota mummy ke hath mein tha or dusra papa ke hath mein.
Santa Banta Jokes: Station Mein Movie
Santa banta se paas bhaga hua aya or bola.
Santa: Oye maine railway station par movie ka bahut bada poster dekha hai.
Shayad station mein show hga.
Banta: Station mein show.
Santa: Oye maine railway station par movie ka bahut bada poster dekha hai.
Shayad station mein show hga.
Banta: Station mein show.
Santa Banta Jokes: Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya
Santa ka sir phat gya.
Banta: Ye kaise hua??
Santa: Mein chappal se patthar phod rha tha. Mujhe ek aadmi ne bola kabhi khopdi ka istemal kar liya karo.
Banta: Ye kaise hua??
Santa: Mein chappal se patthar phod rha tha. Mujhe ek aadmi ne bola kabhi khopdi ka istemal kar liya karo.
Santa Banta Jokes: Pani Puri Wala Dukhi Hai
Santa Banta se bola: Tumhe pta duniya mein sabse dukhi kon hai.
Banta: Kon ha??
Santa: Pani Puri wala.
Banta: Wo kaise??
Santa: Chahe ladki shadi shuda ho ya qyari. Sab use bhaiya hi kahti hain.
Banta: Kon ha??
Santa: Pani Puri wala.
Banta: Wo kaise??
Santa: Chahe ladki shadi shuda ho ya qyari. Sab use bhaiya hi kahti hain.
Santa Banta Jokes: ATM Mein Gadbadi
Santa Banta se: Yar kal mujhe ATM mein gadbadi karne ke karan police pakad ke le gayi.
Banta: Kyu aisa kya kiya tune??
Santa: Kal ATM ne mujhse PIN dalne ko kaha to maine safety pin dal di.
Banta: Kyu aisa kya kiya tune??
Santa: Kal ATM ne mujhse PIN dalne ko kaha to maine safety pin dal di.
Santa Banta Jokes: Hum Tumhare Nana Nahi
Santa Banta se: Yar mere nana ji ne mujhse ristha tod diya.
Banta: Kyu kya hua??
Santa: Unhone kaha ki
Moongfali mein dana nahi, Hum tumhare nana nai.
Banta: Kyu kya hua??
Santa: Unhone kaha ki
Moongfali mein dana nahi, Hum tumhare nana nai.
General Jokes: Bhikhari Ne Ek Rupaya Manga
Bhikhari ne ek rupya manga.
Bhikhari: Saheb ek rupya do na.
Saheb: Kal ana.
Bhikhari: Sala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupye fanse huye hain.
Bhikhari: Saheb ek rupya do na.
Saheb: Kal ana.
Bhikhari: Sala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupye fanse huye hain.
Pappu Jokes: Madam Ne Class Se Poocha
Madam ne class se poocha.
Madam: Batao '3 Idiots ' film dekhne ke baad aapko kya siksha mili.
Pappu: Madam ji yahi ki engineering karne ke baad medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai.
Madam: Batao '3 Idiots ' film dekhne ke baad aapko kya siksha mili.
Pappu: Madam ji yahi ki engineering karne ke baad medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai.
Pappu Jokes: Teacher Ne Poocha
Teacher ne class mein poocha.
Teacher: Batao parle G ke packet par jo green dot hai iska matlab kya hai.
Pappu: Madam ji iska matlab hai ki parle G online baitha hai.
Teacher: Batao parle G ke packet par jo green dot hai iska matlab kya hai.
Pappu: Madam ji iska matlab hai ki parle G online baitha hai.
Husband Wife Jokes: Pati ne pani manga
Husband Wife se:
Pani pila do.
Wife: Kya! Pyas lagi hai.
Husband Gusse se: Nahi,
Gala check karna hai kahi se leak to nahi hai.
Pani pila do.
Wife: Kya! Pyas lagi hai.
Husband Gusse se: Nahi,
Gala check karna hai kahi se leak to nahi hai.
Sardar Picnic Par Gaye
Sardar picnic par gaye or wahan jakar yaad aya ki
pepsi to ghar par hi bhul gaye.
Tay hua ki sabse chhota sardar ghar jakar pepsi le kar aayega.
Chhote sardar ne sart rakhi ki jab tak mein nahi aa jata tum
samose nahi khaoge. Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din ho gya sardar nahi aya.
2 din ho gaye sardar nahi aya.
Phir dono ne socha samose kha liye jayen. jaise hi unhone samose
hath mein liye ped ke piche chhupa chhota sardar bahar aa or bola
aisa karoge to mein nahi jaunga.
pepsi to ghar par hi bhul gaye.
Tay hua ki sabse chhota sardar ghar jakar pepsi le kar aayega.
Chhote sardar ne sart rakhi ki jab tak mein nahi aa jata tum
samose nahi khaoge. Dono ne kaha thik hai.
1 din ho gya sardar nahi aya.
2 din ho gaye sardar nahi aya.
Phir dono ne socha samose kha liye jayen. jaise hi unhone samose
hath mein liye ped ke piche chhupa chhota sardar bahar aa or bola
aisa karoge to mein nahi jaunga.
All APJ Abdul Kalam's Quotes: Complete List
1. "Dream, Dream Dream
Dreams transform into thoughts
And thoughts result into action."
-APJ Abdul Kalam
Dreams transform into thoughts
And thoughts result into action."
-APJ Abdul Kalam
Happy Diwali SMS: Kumkum Bhare Kadmo Se
Kumkum bhare kadmo se,
Aaye laxmi ji aapke dwar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Diwali ki shubhkamnaye karo swikar...
"Happy Diwali"
Aaye laxmi ji aapke dwar,
Sukh sampati mile aapko apar,
Diwali ki shubhkamnaye karo swikar...
"Happy Diwali"
Sad Shayari: Zamane Bhar Ki Yaad Mein
Zamane bhar ki yaad mein mujhe na bhula dena,
Jab kabhi bhi yaad aaye to muskura lena,
Zinda rahe to phir milenge,
Varna diwali mein ek diya mera naam ka bhi jala lena...
Jab kabhi bhi yaad aaye to muskura lena,
Zinda rahe to phir milenge,
Varna diwali mein ek diya mera naam ka bhi jala lena...
Happy Diwali SMS: Diwali Ki Light
Diwali ki light,
Kare sabko delight,
Pakro masti ki flight,
Aur dhoom machao all night...
"Happy Diwali"
Kare sabko delight,
Pakro masti ki flight,
Aur dhoom machao all night...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Jagmag Jagmag Jalte Ye Sundar Deep
Jagmag jagmag jalte ye sundar deep,
Charon taraf roshani hi roshni ho,
Meri hai dua yehi,
Honto par aapke har dum hansi hi hansi ho...
"Happy Diwali"
Charon taraf roshani hi roshni ho,
Meri hai dua yehi,
Honto par aapke har dum hansi hi hansi ho...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Sukh Sampada Apke Jeevan Mein Aaye
Sukh sampada aapke jivan mein aaye,
Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein samaye,
Bhool kar bhi aapke jeevan mein,
Aange kabhi bhi ek dukh na aaye...
"Wish you a very Happy Diwali"
Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein samaye,
Bhool kar bhi aapke jeevan mein,
Aange kabhi bhi ek dukh na aaye...
"Wish you a very Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Dosto Se Har Lamhe Mein Diwali Hai
Doston se har lamhe mein diwali hai,
Dosti ki ye duniya deewani hai,
Doston ke bina ye zindagi bekar hai,
Doston se hi to zindagi mein bahar hai...
"Happy Diwali Dost"
Dosti ki ye duniya deewani hai,
Doston ke bina ye zindagi bekar hai,
Doston se hi to zindagi mein bahar hai...
"Happy Diwali Dost"
Happy Diwali SMS: Charon Aur Diya Jalao
Charon aur diya jalao,
Apne ghar ko khoob sajao,
Aaj ki raat patakhe chalao,
Diwali ko achchhi tarah manao...
"Happy Diwali"
Apne ghar ko khoob sajao,
Aaj ki raat patakhe chalao,
Diwali ko achchhi tarah manao...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Deepawali Ki Shubhkamnaye
Is diwali par hum dua karte hain ki,
Aapka har sapna poora ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam aapke ho,
Shohrat ki bulandiyon par naam aapka ho...
"Wish you a very Happy Diwali"
Aapka har sapna poora ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam aapke ho,
Shohrat ki bulandiyon par naam aapka ho...
"Wish you a very Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Koi Muskurata Hai
Koi Muskurata hai,
Kisi ke anshu bahte hain,
Doston sal mein ek bar,
Diye ka dil jalta hai aur,
Log usi ko diwali kahta hain...
"Happy Diwali"
Kisi ke anshu bahte hain,
Doston sal mein ek bar,
Diye ka dil jalta hai aur,
Log usi ko diwali kahta hain...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Muskurate Haste Deep Tum Jalana
Muskurate haste deep tum jalana,
Jeevan mein nayi khushiyon ko lana,
Dukh dard apne ko bol kar,
Sabko gale lagana, Sabko gale lgana...
"Happy Diwali"
Jeevan mein nayi khushiyon ko lana,
Dukh dard apne ko bol kar,
Sabko gale lagana, Sabko gale lgana...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Diwali Ke Deepak Jagmagaye
Diwali ke deepak jagmagaye aapke angan mein,
Saat rang saje is saal aapke angan mein,
Aaya hai ye tyohar khushiya leke,
Har khushi saje is saal aapke angan mein,
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aapka,
Har roshni saje is saal aapke angan mein,
Hum dua karte hain aap salamat rahein,
Har dua saje is saal aapke angan mein...
"Happy Diwali"
Saat rang saje is saal aapke angan mein,
Aaya hai ye tyohar khushiya leke,
Har khushi saje is saal aapke angan mein,
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aapka,
Har roshni saje is saal aapke angan mein,
Hum dua karte hain aap salamat rahein,
Har dua saje is saal aapke angan mein...
"Happy Diwali"
Happy Diwali SMS: Sabko Diwali Ki Shubhkamnaye
Sabko Deepawali Ki Shubh kamnaye,
Hum dete hain aapko lakhon duayen,
Naya Varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgar,
Aap sabko mile khushiyon ka sansar...
"Happy Diwali"
Hum dete hain aapko lakhon duayen,
Naya Varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgar,
Aap sabko mile khushiyon ka sansar...
"Happy Diwali"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Best Friend
Ye raat chandni bankar aapke aangan aaye,
Ye taare sare aapko lori gaa kar sulaye,
Ho aapke itne pyare sapne yaar,
Ke neend mein bhi aap muskurayen...
"Good Night"
Ye taare sare aapko lori gaa kar sulaye,
Ho aapke itne pyare sapne yaar,
Ke neend mein bhi aap muskurayen...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Tumse Milne Ko Taraste Hain
Raat ko jab chand tare chamkte hain,
Hum phir teri yaad mein tadapte hain,
Aap to chale gaye ho chhodkar humko,
Magar hum tume milne ko tarste hain...
"Good Night"
Hum phir teri yaad mein tadapte hain,
Aap to chale gaye ho chhodkar humko,
Magar hum tume milne ko tarste hain...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Hoth Kah Nahi Sakte Jo Fasana
Hoth kah nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaye,
Is ummid mein karte hain intzar raat ka,
Ki shayad sapne mein mulakat ho jaye...
"Good Night"
Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaye,
Is ummid mein karte hain intzar raat ka,
Ki shayad sapne mein mulakat ho jaye...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Ae Chand Mere Dost Ko Tohfa Dena
Ae chand mere dost ko ek tohfa dena,
Taaro ki mahfil sang roshni karna,
Chhupa lena andhere ko tum,
Har rat ke bad ek khubsurat savera dena...
"Good Night"
Taaro ki mahfil sang roshni karna,
Chhupa lena andhere ko tum,
Har rat ke bad ek khubsurat savera dena...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Raat Ki Chandni Apko
Raat ki chandni aapko sada salamat rakhe,
Pariyon ki aawaz aapko sada aabad rakhe,
Pure kaynat ko khush rakhne wale wo rab,
Har din aapki khushi ka khyal rakhe...
"Good Night"
Pariyon ki aawaz aapko sada aabad rakhe,
Pure kaynat ko khush rakhne wale wo rab,
Har din aapki khushi ka khyal rakhe...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Taaron Ki Bhi Kahani Hogi
Zarur taaron ki bhi kahani hogi,
Chand ki duniya bhi suhani hogi,
Yu hi nahi hai aasman Itna khubsurat,
Zarur wo bhi kisi ke pyar ki nisani hogi...
"Good Night"
Chand ki duniya bhi suhani hogi,
Yu hi nahi hai aasman Itna khubsurat,
Zarur wo bhi kisi ke pyar ki nisani hogi...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Teri Yadon Ko Pyar
Yaadon ko teri pyar karte hain,
Saat janam bhi tum par nisar karte hain,
Fursat mile to kuchh likh bhejna yar,
Ek tere hi sms ka intzar karte hain...
"Good Night"
Saat janam bhi tum par nisar karte hain,
Fursat mile to kuchh likh bhejna yar,
Ek tere hi sms ka intzar karte hain...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Raat Hai Kafi Thandi Hawa Chal
Raat hai kaafi thandi hawa chal rahi hai,
Yaad mein aapki kisi muskan khil rhi hai,
Unke sapno ki duniya mein aap kho jao,
Aankh karo band or aaram se so jao...
"Good Night"
Yaad mein aapki kisi muskan khil rhi hai,
Unke sapno ki duniya mein aap kho jao,
Aankh karo band or aaram se so jao...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Chand Taaron Se Raat
Chand taaron se raat jagmagane lagi,
Phoolon ki khushbu se duniya mahakane lagi,
So jaiye raat ho gayi hai kaafi,
Nindiya raani bhi aapko dekhne hai aane lagi...
"Good Night"
Phoolon ki khushbu se duniya mahakane lagi,
So jaiye raat ho gayi hai kaafi,
Nindiya raani bhi aapko dekhne hai aane lagi...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Taaron Ki Chhao Mein
Taaron ki chho mein ek palki banai hai,
Ye palki maine bade pyar se sajai hai,
Ae hawa jara mand mand chalna,
Mere dost ko badi yari nind aai hai...
"Good Night"
Ye palki maine bade pyar se sajai hai,
Ae hawa jara mand mand chalna,
Mere dost ko badi yari nind aai hai...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Raat Ko Jab Kisi Ki Yaad Sataye
Raat ko jab kisi ki yaad sataye,
Hawa jab balon ko sahlaye,
Kar lo aankhe band or so jao,
Kya pata jiska hai khyal,
Wo khwabo mein aa jaye...
"Good Night"
Hawa jab balon ko sahlaye,
Kar lo aankhe band or so jao,
Kya pata jiska hai khyal,
Wo khwabo mein aa jaye...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Girlfriend
Jee chahta hai tumse pyari si baat ho,
Haseen chand taare ho lambi si raat ho,
Fir raat bhar yun hi guftagu rakhe hum dono,
Tum meri zindagi ho tum meri jaan ho...
"Good Night"
Haseen chand taare ho lambi si raat ho,
Fir raat bhar yun hi guftagu rakhe hum dono,
Tum meri zindagi ho tum meri jaan ho...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Lover
Is se pahle ki raat ho jaye,
Kyu na ek mulakat ho jaye,
Apne mobile se ek pyara sa sms hi kar do,
Jis se shor bhi na ho or baat ho jaye...
Kyu na ek mulakat ho jaye,
Apne mobile se ek pyara sa sms hi kar do,
Jis se shor bhi na ho or baat ho jaye...
Good Night SMS: So jao
Duniya mein rahkar sapno mein kho jao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jao,
Agar kuchh bhi na hota hai to,
Chadar takiya lo or so jao...
"Good Night"
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jao,
Agar kuchh bhi na hota hai to,
Chadar takiya lo or so jao...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Friend
Raat kya hui roshni ko bhool gaye,
Chand kya nikla suraj ko bhool gaye,
Mana kuchh der humne aapko sms nahi kiya,
To kya aap humein yaad karna bhul gye...
"Good Night"
Chand kya nikla suraj ko bhool gaye,
Mana kuchh der humne aapko sms nahi kiya,
To kya aap humein yaad karna bhul gye...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Ek Aah Jo Dil Ko Rula De
Ek aah jo dil ko rula de,
Ek waah jo man ko bahla de,
Ek raah jo manzil ko mila de,
Aur ek sms jo apno ki yaad dila de...
"Good Night"
Ek waah jo man ko bahla de,
Ek raah jo manzil ko mila de,
Aur ek sms jo apno ki yaad dila de...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Girlfriend
Charon taraf pheli hai moon light,
Machchhar bhi dene ko betab hain aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dream wala Good Noght...
Machchhar bhi dene ko betab hain aapko luvbite,
Takiye ko gale laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dream wala Good Noght...
Good Night SMS: SMs For Lover
Apni aakhon se ashq bahakar sona,
Tum meri yado ka diya jalakar sona,
Dar lagta hai nind hi chhin na le tujhe,
Tum roz mere khwabo me aakar sona...
"Good Night"
Tum meri yado ka diya jalakar sona,
Dar lagta hai nind hi chhin na le tujhe,
Tum roz mere khwabo me aakar sona...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Best Friend
Bahut khubsurat hote hain wo pal,
Jab dost sath hote hain,
Lekin usse bhi khubsurat hote hain,
Wo lamhe jab dur rahkar bhi wo hume yaad karte hain...
"Good Night Dost"
Jab dost sath hote hain,
Lekin usse bhi khubsurat hote hain,
Wo lamhe jab dur rahkar bhi wo hume yaad karte hain...
"Good Night Dost"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Girlfriend
Mera naam bol ke soya karo,
Khidki khol takiya mod ke soya karo,
Hum bhi aayenge tumhare khyalo mein,
Isliye thodi jagah chhod kar soya karo...
"GOOD NIGHT"
Khidki khol takiya mod ke soya karo,
Hum bhi aayenge tumhare khyalo mein,
Isliye thodi jagah chhod kar soya karo...
"GOOD NIGHT"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Lover
Dil ki kitab mein gulab unka tha,
Raat ki nind mein khwab unka tha,
Kitna pyar karte ho jab humne poocha,
Mar jayenge tumhare bina ye jabab unka tha...
Raat ki nind mein khwab unka tha,
Kitna pyar karte ho jab humne poocha,
Mar jayenge tumhare bina ye jabab unka tha...
Good Night SMS: Mujhe Rula Kar Sona
Mujhe rula kar sona,
To teri aadat ho gayi hai,
Jis din meri aankh na khuli,
Tujhe nind se nafrat ho jayegi...
To teri aadat ho gayi hai,
Jis din meri aankh na khuli,
Tujhe nind se nafrat ho jayegi...
Good Night SMS: Tanhai Mein Muskurana
Tanhai mein muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sabse chupana ishq hai,
Yun to nind nahi aati hume raat bhar,
Magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona ishq hai...
Ek baat ko sabse chupana ishq hai,
Yun to nind nahi aati hume raat bhar,
Magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona ishq hai...
Good Night SMS: Missing Lover
Ae palak tu band hoja,
Khwabo mein uski surat to nazar aayegi,
Intazar to subah phir se shuru hoga,
Kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi...
Khwabo mein uski surat to nazar aayegi,
Intazar to subah phir se shuru hoga,
Kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi...
Good Night SMS: SMS For Lover
Kab unki aakhon se izhar hoga,
Dil ke kisi kone mein humare liye pyar hoga,
Guzar rhi hai raat unki yaad mein,
Kabhi to unko bhi humara intzar hoga...
"Good Night"
Dil ke kisi kone mein humare liye pyar hoga,
Guzar rhi hai raat unki yaad mein,
Kabhi to unko bhi humara intzar hoga...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: Raat Gumsum Hai
Raat gumsum hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahdu phir aaj mujhe hosh nahi,
Aise duba teri aakhon ki gahrai mein aaj,
Hath mein jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi...
Kaise kahdu phir aaj mujhe hosh nahi,
Aise duba teri aakhon ki gahrai mein aaj,
Hath mein jaam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi...
Good Night SMS: SMS For Girlfriend
Tere bina kaise meri guzarengi ye raatein,
Tanhai ka gum kaise sahengi ye raatein,
Bohat lambi hai ye ghadiya intzar ki,
Karwat badal badal kar katengi ye ratein...
Tanhai ka gum kaise sahengi ye raatein,
Bohat lambi hai ye ghadiya intzar ki,
Karwat badal badal kar katengi ye ratein...
Good Night SMS: Mulakat Gujar Jati Hai
Kitni jaldi se mulakat gujar jati hai,
Pyas bhujhti nahi barsat gujar jati hai,
Apni yadon se kaho ki yun na sataya kare,
Nind AAti nahi aur raat gujar jati hai...
Pyas bhujhti nahi barsat gujar jati hai,
Apni yadon se kaho ki yun na sataya kare,
Nind AAti nahi aur raat gujar jati hai...
Good Night SMS: Maaf Karna
Agar mein tere had se gujar jau to mujhe maaf karna,
Tere dil mein utar jau to mujhe maaf karna,
Raat mein tujhe dekhne ke liye tere deedar ke khatir,
Pal bhar jo thahar jau to mujhe maaf karna...
"Good Night"
Tere dil mein utar jau to mujhe maaf karna,
Raat mein tujhe dekhne ke liye tere deedar ke khatir,
Pal bhar jo thahar jau to mujhe maaf karna...
"Good Night"
Good Night SMS: SMS For Lover
Dekho phir raat aa gayi,
Good Night kahne ki baat aa gayi,
Hum baithe the sitaron ki panah mein,
Chand ko dekha to aapki yaad aa gayi...
"GOOD NIGHT"
Good Night kahne ki baat aa gayi,
Hum baithe the sitaron ki panah mein,
Chand ko dekha to aapki yaad aa gayi...
"GOOD NIGHT"
Good Morning SMS: SMS For Lover
Waada kiya hai to nibhayenge,
Suraj ki kiran bankar chahat pe ayenge,
Hum hain to judai ka gum kaisa,
Teri har subah ko phoolo se sajayenge...
"Good Morning"
Suraj ki kiran bankar chahat pe ayenge,
Hum hain to judai ka gum kaisa,
Teri har subah ko phoolo se sajayenge...
"Good Morning"
Good Morning SMS: Jiyo Muskurakar
Kabhi ruth kar,
Kabhi maa kar,
Kabhi has kar,
Kabhi hasa kar,
Kabhi ro kar,
Kabhi rula kar,
Humara SMS kehga aapko har pal,
Jiyo muskurakar...
"Good Morning"
Kabhi maa kar,
Kabhi has kar,
Kabhi hasa kar,
Kabhi ro kar,
Kabhi rula kar,
Humara SMS kehga aapko har pal,
Jiyo muskurakar...
"Good Morning"
Good Morning SMS: SMS For Lovely Friend
Subah ki pyari kiran boli mujhse,
Uthkar bahar dekho kitna pyara nazara hai,
Maine kha ruk pahle use sms to karlu,
Jo is subah se bhi jyada pyara hai...
"Good Morning"
Uthkar bahar dekho kitna pyara nazara hai,
Maine kha ruk pahle use sms to karlu,
Jo is subah se bhi jyada pyara hai...
"Good Morning"
Good Morning SMS: Hum itne sweet nahi ki
Hum itne sweet nahi ki aapko diabeties ho jaye,
Na itne salty hai ki aapka BP badh jaye,
Na hi itne testy hain ki maza aa jaye,
Par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yad hi na aaye...
"Good Morning"
Na itne salty hai ki aapka BP badh jaye,
Na hi itne testy hain ki maza aa jaye,
Par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yad hi na aaye...
"Good Morning"
Good Morning SMS: SMS For Girlfriend | Boyfriend
Suraj nikal rha hai purab se,
Din suru hua aapki yaad se,
Kahna chahte hain hum aapko dil se,
Apka din achcha jaye humare good morning se...
"Good Morning"
Din suru hua aapki yaad se,
Kahna chahte hain hum aapko dil se,
Apka din achcha jaye humare good morning se...
"Good Morning"
Good Morning SMS: Thanks to God
Raat ne chadar samet li hai,
Suraj ne bhi kiran bikher di hai,
Chalo uth jao or thanks karo,
Apne bhagwan ko,
Jisne hume ye pyari si subah di hai...
Good Morning
Suraj ne bhi kiran bikher di hai,
Chalo uth jao or thanks karo,
Apne bhagwan ko,
Jisne hume ye pyari si subah di hai...
Good Morning
Good Morning SMS: SMS For Girlfriend
Subah ki pyari si ronak to dekho,
Humari aakhon mein basi aapki ye tasveer to dekho,
Humne apko pyara sa good morning kar diya,
Ab ek bar uth kar mobile to dekho...
Humari aakhon mein basi aapki ye tasveer to dekho,
Humne apko pyara sa good morning kar diya,
Ab ek bar uth kar mobile to dekho...
Good Morning SMS: Good Morning to Friend
Na mandir na bhagwan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi humara sabse pahla kaam,
Ek pyara sa SMS apne dost ke naam...
"Good Morning Friend"
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi humara sabse pahla kaam,
Ek pyara sa SMS apne dost ke naam...
"Good Morning Friend"
Good Morning SMS: Subah Subah Zindagi ki shuruat
Subah subah zindagi ki suruat hoti hai,
Kisi apne se bat ho to khas hoti hai,
Has ke pyar se apno ko good morning bolo,
Khushi apne aap sath hoti hai...
Kisi apne se bat ho to khas hoti hai,
Has ke pyar se apno ko good morning bolo,
Khushi apne aap sath hoti hai...
Good Morning SMS: SMS Saying good morning
Badalo se suraj nikal aayaa hai,
Asman mein naya rang chhaya hai,
Ab tak aap so to nahi rhe,
Mera SMS aapko GOOD Morning
Kahne aaya hai...
Asman mein naya rang chhaya hai,
Ab tak aap so to nahi rhe,
Mera SMS aapko GOOD Morning
Kahne aaya hai...
Love Shayari: Teri aawaz sun ne ko tarse hai man
Teri aawaz sun ne ko tarse hai mann mera,
Teri ek jhalak paane ko bekarar hai dil mera,
Apni zindagi ka har lamha tere sath gujaru,
Har pal bas yahi chahta hai dil mera...
Teri ek jhalak paane ko bekarar hai dil mera,
Apni zindagi ka har lamha tere sath gujaru,
Har pal bas yahi chahta hai dil mera...
Love Shayari: Aapke deedar ke liye
Aap ke deedar ke liye dil tarasta hai,
Aapke intjar mein dil tadapta hai,
Kya kahe is pagal dil ko,
Humara hokar bhi aapke liye dhadkta hai...
Aapke intjar mein dil tadapta hai,
Kya kahe is pagal dil ko,
Humara hokar bhi aapke liye dhadkta hai...
Sad Shayari: Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat
Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rahti hai,
Nigah ko kisi surat ki aas rahti hai,
Tere bina zindagi mein koi kami to nahi,
Phir bhi tere bina zindagi udas si rahti hai...
Nigah ko kisi surat ki aas rahti hai,
Tere bina zindagi mein koi kami to nahi,
Phir bhi tere bina zindagi udas si rahti hai...
Love Shayari: Shayari For Someone Special
Vaade pe wo mere aitbar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare baazaar nahi karte,
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Or wo sochte hain hum unse pyaar nahi karte...
Hum zikre mohabbat sare baazaar nahi karte,
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Or wo sochte hain hum unse pyaar nahi karte...
Love Shayari: Feel Love For Someone
Mast nazron se dekh lena tha,
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh yu hi ho jate,
Kya jarurat thi muskurane ki...
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh yu hi ho jate,
Kya jarurat thi muskurane ki...
Love Shayari: Shayari For Girlfriend
Aapki muskurahat ne hume behosh kar diya,
Aapki muskurahat ne hume behosh kar diya,
Hum hosh mein aane wale hi the,
Ki aapne phir se muskura diya...
Aapki muskurahat ne hume behosh kar diya,
Hum hosh mein aane wale hi the,
Ki aapne phir se muskura diya...
Love Shayari: Shayari For Friend
Tumhari is ada ka kya jabab du,
Apne dost ko kya nya uphar du,
Koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se magwata,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Apne dost ko kya nya uphar du,
Koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se magwata,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Sad Shayari: Lover Missing Shayari
उसके लिए सारी दुनिया से बगावत की थी,
याद आता है मैंने भी मोहब्बत की थी,
उसको छोड़ के हँसते हुए घर आकर ,
इतना रोये की आखों ने भी शिकायत की थी...
Uske liye saari duniya se bagawat ki thi,
yaad aataa hai maine bhi mohabbat ki thi,
usko chhod ke haste huye ghar aakar,
itna roye ki aakhon ne bhi shikayat ki thi...
याद आता है मैंने भी मोहब्बत की थी,
उसको छोड़ के हँसते हुए घर आकर ,
इतना रोये की आखों ने भी शिकायत की थी...
Uske liye saari duniya se bagawat ki thi,
yaad aataa hai maine bhi mohabbat ki thi,
usko chhod ke haste huye ghar aakar,
itna roye ki aakhon ne bhi shikayat ki thi...
Sad Shayari: Someone Missing Shayari
एक पल की जुदाई गवारा न कर सके हम,
ऐसा इश्क हम दोबारा ना कर सके...
ज़िन्दगी भर पलट कर ना देखा कभी,
हम फिर भी सिकवा तुम्हारा न कर सके...
तूने तो हर किसी से दिल लगा के देखा,
मगर हम अपने दिल को आवारा न कर सके...
जान तक लुटा दी उनके प्यार में मगर,
एक दिल ही वो अपना हमारा ना कर सके...
ऐसा इश्क हम दोबारा ना कर सके...
ज़िन्दगी भर पलट कर ना देखा कभी,
हम फिर भी सिकवा तुम्हारा न कर सके...
तूने तो हर किसी से दिल लगा के देखा,
मगर हम अपने दिल को आवारा न कर सके...
जान तक लुटा दी उनके प्यार में मगर,
एक दिल ही वो अपना हमारा ना कर सके...
Sad Shayari: Heart Break Shayari
मेरी ज़िन्दगी मुझे ये बत,
मुझे भूल कर तुझे क्या मिला...
मेरी हसरतों का जबाब दे,
दिल तोड़ कर तुझे क्या मिला...
तेरे चार दिन के प्यार से,
मुझे उमर भर का गम मिला...
मैं टूट कर बिखर गया,
मुझे तोड़ कर तुझे क्या मिला....
मुझे भूल कर तुझे क्या मिला...
मेरी हसरतों का जबाब दे,
दिल तोड़ कर तुझे क्या मिला...
तेरे चार दिन के प्यार से,
मुझे उमर भर का गम मिला...
मैं टूट कर बिखर गया,
मुझे तोड़ कर तुझे क्या मिला....
Sad Shayari: Love Missing Shayari
Tanhai mere dil mein samati chali gayi,
Kismat bhi apna khel dikhati chali gayi,
Mehkti fiza ki khusbu me jo dekha pyar ko,
Bas yaad unki aayi or rulati chali gayi...
Kismat bhi apna khel dikhati chali gayi,
Mehkti fiza ki khusbu me jo dekha pyar ko,
Bas yaad unki aayi or rulati chali gayi...
Sad Shayari: Heart Touching Shayari
Jisne bhi mohabbat ki roya jarur hoga,
Wo yad mein kisi ke khoya jarur hoga,
Deewar ke sahare ghutno sir chhipakar,
Wo khyal mein kisi ke khoya jarur hoga,
Aakhon mein aasuon ke aane ke baad,
Dheere se unko usne poochha jarur hoga,
Jisne bhi mohabbat ki roya jarur hoga...
Wo yad mein kisi ke khoya jarur hoga,
Deewar ke sahare ghutno sir chhipakar,
Wo khyal mein kisi ke khoya jarur hoga,
Aakhon mein aasuon ke aane ke baad,
Dheere se unko usne poochha jarur hoga,
Jisne bhi mohabbat ki roya jarur hoga...
Sad Shayari: Heart Break Shayari
Taqdeer ne jaise chaha wese dhal gye hum,
Bahut smbhal kar chale phir bhi fisal gye hum,
Kisi ne viswas toda to kabhi kisi ne dil,
Or logo ko lagta hai ki badal gye hain hum...
Bahut smbhal kar chale phir bhi fisal gye hum,
Kisi ne viswas toda to kabhi kisi ne dil,
Or logo ko lagta hai ki badal gye hain hum...
Sad Shayari: Heart break shayari
Wade wafa ke karke kyu mukar jaate hain log,
Kisi ke dil ko kyu tadpate hain log,
Agar dil laga kar nibha nhi sakte log,
Kyu dil ko dil se itna lagate hain log...
Kisi ke dil ko kyu tadpate hain log,
Agar dil laga kar nibha nhi sakte log,
Kyu dil ko dil se itna lagate hain log...
Sad Shayari: Chhod do tanhai mein mujhko
Chhod do tanhai mein mujhko yaaro,
Sath mere rahkar kya paoge,
Agar ho gayi aapko bhi mohabbat kabhi,
Meri tarah tum bhi pachtaoge...
Sath mere rahkar kya paoge,
Agar ho gayi aapko bhi mohabbat kabhi,
Meri tarah tum bhi pachtaoge...
Sad Shayari: Is kadar aapko itna jo hansa rha hun
इस कदर आपको जो इतना हंसा रहा हूँ में,
ना समझना कोई रिश्ता बना रहा हूँ में,
स्वार्थ है मेरा और स्वार्थी हूँ में,
अर्थी के पीछे चलने वालों की तादाद बड़ा रहा हूँ में...
Is kadar aapko jo itna hansa rha hun mein,
naa samajhna koi rista bana rha hun mein,
swarth hai mera or swarthi hun mein,
arthi ke peeche chalne walon ki tadad bada rha hun mein...
ना समझना कोई रिश्ता बना रहा हूँ में,
स्वार्थ है मेरा और स्वार्थी हूँ में,
अर्थी के पीछे चलने वालों की तादाद बड़ा रहा हूँ में...
Is kadar aapko jo itna hansa rha hun mein,
naa samajhna koi rista bana rha hun mein,
swarth hai mera or swarthi hun mein,
arthi ke peeche chalne walon ki tadad bada rha hun mein...
Sad Shayari: Na tang karo hume hum sataye huye
Na tang karo hume, hum sataye huye hain,
Mohabbat ka gum dil pe uthaye huye hain,
Khilona samajh ke yun na khelo humse,
Hum bhi usi khuda ke banaye huye hain...
Mohabbat ka gum dil pe uthaye huye hain,
Khilona samajh ke yun na khelo humse,
Hum bhi usi khuda ke banaye huye hain...
Sad Shayari: Wafa ke badle bewafai na diya karo
Wafa ke badle bewafai na diya karo,
Meri umeed thukra ke inkaar na kiya karo,
Teri mohabbat mein hum sab kuchh kho baithe,
Jaan chali jayegi yu imtihaan na liya karo...
Meri umeed thukra ke inkaar na kiya karo,
Teri mohabbat mein hum sab kuchh kho baithe,
Jaan chali jayegi yu imtihaan na liya karo...
Sad Shayari: Uth uth ke kisi ka intjar karke
Uth uth ke kisi ka intjar karke dekhna,
Kabhi tum kisi se pyar karke dekhna,
Kaise tut jate hain mohabbat ke riste,
Galtiya kabhi do char karke dekhna...
Kabhi tum kisi se pyar karke dekhna,
Kaise tut jate hain mohabbat ke riste,
Galtiya kabhi do char karke dekhna...
General Jokes: Akabar Birbal jokes
Akbar- birbal itni berojgari kyo hai aakhir?
Birbal- jahanpanah, darasal log kaam nhi karte.
Akbar- koi upay?
Birbal- inki shadi kra dijiye. Ghar se bahar
nikalne ke liye khud hi kaam dundh lenge.
Birbal- jahanpanah, darasal log kaam nhi karte.
Akbar- koi upay?
Birbal- inki shadi kra dijiye. Ghar se bahar
nikalne ke liye khud hi kaam dundh lenge.
General Joke: Pyaz ki kheti
Ladka- mein aapki beti se shadi karna
chahta hun.
Bap- tum kaam kya karte ho?
Ladka- Ji kheti.
Bap- is zamane mein kheti. chale jao yha se.
ye shadi nhi ho sakti.
Ladka- Pyaz ki kheti karta hun.
Bap- Damad ji agle mahine ki do tareekh
kaisi rahegi.
:P :P :P :P :D :D :D
chahta hun.
Bap- tum kaam kya karte ho?
Ladka- Ji kheti.
Bap- is zamane mein kheti. chale jao yha se.
ye shadi nhi ho sakti.
Ladka- Pyaz ki kheti karta hun.
Bap- Damad ji agle mahine ki do tareekh
kaisi rahegi.
:P :P :P :P :D :D :D
General Joke: Oye tu ladki dekh aya
Chirkut- Oye tu ladki dekh aaya? Kesi hai?
Pappu- Rang se kali hai or kan se kam sunti hai.
Chirkut- Jara english mein bta.
Pappu- Blackberry hai...
:P :P :P :P :D
Pappu- Rang se kali hai or kan se kam sunti hai.
Chirkut- Jara english mein bta.
Pappu- Blackberry hai...
:P :P :P :P :D
Doctor Patient Joke: Ladka raat ko do baje
Ek ladka raat ko do bje doctor ko
phone karta hai. tring tring....
Ladka- Doctor sahab mujhe nind nahi
aane ki bimari hai.
Doctor- To sale ise phela ku rha hai.
Kam se kam mujhe to sone de...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
phone karta hai. tring tring....
Ladka- Doctor sahab mujhe nind nahi
aane ki bimari hai.
Doctor- To sale ise phela ku rha hai.
Kam se kam mujhe to sone de...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Husband Wife Joke: Do dost salon baad
Do dost shadi ke salon baad mile.
Pahla dost- Or bhai kesi hai teri Biwi?
Dusra dost- Swarg ki apsara hai. Or teri?
Pahla dost- Mayus hote huye meri to abhi bhi
jinda hai.
:P :P :P :P
Pahla dost- Or bhai kesi hai teri Biwi?
Dusra dost- Swarg ki apsara hai. Or teri?
Pahla dost- Mayus hote huye meri to abhi bhi
jinda hai.
:P :P :P :P
Chuho ki gang or prapose
Chuho ki gang talwar bahg rhi thi...
Sher ne poocha kya hua tum log itne gusse
mein kyo ho.
Chuha- Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne prapose
kar diya hai or name humara aa rha hai.
Lashe bichha denge Lashe...
:D :D :D :D :D
Sher ne poocha kya hua tum log itne gusse
mein kyo ho.
Chuha- Hathi ki beti ko kisi ne prapose
kar diya hai or name humara aa rha hai.
Lashe bichha denge Lashe...
:D :D :D :D :D
Ek aadmi doctor ke paas gaya
Ek aadmi doctor ke paas gya.
Aadmi- Doctor sahab badi susti rahti hai.
humesha nind aati rahti hai.
Doctor- Ye lo smartphone 3G connection
ke sath isme facebook, twitter, or whatsapp
installed hain. Thik ho jaoge.
:P :P :P :D :D :D :D :D :D
Aadmi- Doctor sahab badi susti rahti hai.
humesha nind aati rahti hai.
Doctor- Ye lo smartphone 3G connection
ke sath isme facebook, twitter, or whatsapp
installed hain. Thik ho jaoge.
:P :P :P :D :D :D :D :D :D
Bewafa Shayari: Bichhad ke tumse zindagi saja lagti
Bichhad ke tumse zindagi saja lagti hai,
Yah sans bhi jaise mujhse khafa lagti hai,
Tadap uthata hun dard ke mare,
Zakhmo ko jab tere shahar ki hawa lagti hai,
Agar ummide-e-wafa karun to kisse karun,
Mujhko to meri zindagi bewafa lagti hai...
बिछड़ के तुमसे ज़िन्दगी सजा लगती है,
यह साँस भी जैसे मुझसे खफा लगती है,
Yah sans bhi jaise mujhse khafa lagti hai,
Tadap uthata hun dard ke mare,
Zakhmo ko jab tere shahar ki hawa lagti hai,
Agar ummide-e-wafa karun to kisse karun,
Mujhko to meri zindagi bewafa lagti hai...
बिछड़ के तुमसे ज़िन्दगी सजा लगती है,
यह साँस भी जैसे मुझसे खफा लगती है,
Sad shayari: Pyaar ki har baat se dar lagta hai
Baat din ki nahi ab raat se dar lagta hai,
Ghar hai kachcha mera barsat se dar lagta hai,
Tere tohfe ne to bas khoon ke aansu hi diye,
Zindagi ab teri saugaat se dar lagta hai,
Pyar ko chhod kar ab tum koi aur baat karo,
Ab mujhe pyaar ki har baat se dar lagta hai...
बात दिन की नहीं अब रात से डर लगता है,
घर है कच्चा मेरा बरसात से डर लगता है,
तेरे तोहफे ने तो बस खून के आंसू ही दिए,
ज़िन्दगी अब तेरी सौगात से डर लगता है,
प्यार को छोड़ कर अब तुम कोई और बात करो,
अब मुझे प्यार की हर बात से डर लगता है...
Ghar hai kachcha mera barsat se dar lagta hai,
Tere tohfe ne to bas khoon ke aansu hi diye,
Zindagi ab teri saugaat se dar lagta hai,
Pyar ko chhod kar ab tum koi aur baat karo,
Ab mujhe pyaar ki har baat se dar lagta hai...
बात दिन की नहीं अब रात से डर लगता है,
घर है कच्चा मेरा बरसात से डर लगता है,
तेरे तोहफे ने तो बस खून के आंसू ही दिए,
ज़िन्दगी अब तेरी सौगात से डर लगता है,
प्यार को छोड़ कर अब तुम कोई और बात करो,
अब मुझे प्यार की हर बात से डर लगता है...
Sad Shayari: Ajeeb tha unka alvida kahna bhi
Ajeeb tha unka alvida kahna bhi,
Suna kuchh nahi or khaha bhi kuchh nhi,
Barbad huye unki mohbbat mein is kadar,
Ki luta bhi kuchh nhi or bacha bhi kuchh nhi...
Suna kuchh nahi or khaha bhi kuchh nhi,
Barbad huye unki mohbbat mein is kadar,
Ki luta bhi kuchh nhi or bacha bhi kuchh nhi...
Sad Shayari: Jo log ek tarfa pyar karte hain
Jo log ek tarfa pyar karte hain,
Apni zindagi ko khud barbad karte hain,
Nahi milta bina naseeb ke kuchh,
Phir bhi log khud par atyachar karte hain...
जो लोग एक तरफ़ा प्यार करते हैं,
अपनी ज़िन्दगी को खुद बर्बाद करते हैं,
नहीं मिलता बिना नसीब के कुछ,
फिर भी लोग खुद पर अत्याचार करते हैं...
Apni zindagi ko khud barbad karte hain,
Nahi milta bina naseeb ke kuchh,
Phir bhi log khud par atyachar karte hain...
जो लोग एक तरफ़ा प्यार करते हैं,
अपनी ज़िन्दगी को खुद बर्बाद करते हैं,
नहीं मिलता बिना नसीब के कुछ,
फिर भी लोग खुद पर अत्याचार करते हैं...
Bewafa Shayari: Kisi aur ki bahon mein rahkar
Kisi aur ki bahon mein rahkar,
Wo humse wafa ki baat karte hain,
Ye kaisi chahat hai yaron,
Wo bewafa hain ye jan kar bhi,
Hum unhi se bepanah pyar karte hain...
किसी और की बाँहों में रहकर,
वो हमसे वफ़ा की बात करते हैं,
ये कैसी चाहत है यारो,
वो बेवफा है ये जानकर भी,
हम उन्ही से बेपनाह प्यार करते हैं
Wo humse wafa ki baat karte hain,
Ye kaisi chahat hai yaron,
Wo bewafa hain ye jan kar bhi,
Hum unhi se bepanah pyar karte hain...
किसी और की बाँहों में रहकर,
वो हमसे वफ़ा की बात करते हैं,
ये कैसी चाहत है यारो,
वो बेवफा है ये जानकर भी,
हम उन्ही से बेपनाह प्यार करते हैं
Sad Shayari: Ab bhi taza hain jakhm seene
अब भी ताज़ा हैं ज़ख्म सीने में,
बिन तेरे क्या रखा है जीने में,
हम तो जिंदा हैं तेरा साथ पाने को,
वरना देर कितनी लगती है ज़हर पीने में...
ab bhi taza hai zakhm seene mein,
bin tere kya rakha hai jine mein,
hum to zinda hain tera sath pane ko,
warna der kitni lagti hai zahar pine mein...
बिन तेरे क्या रखा है जीने में,
हम तो जिंदा हैं तेरा साथ पाने को,
वरना देर कितनी लगती है ज़हर पीने में...
ab bhi taza hai zakhm seene mein,
bin tere kya rakha hai jine mein,
hum to zinda hain tera sath pane ko,
warna der kitni lagti hai zahar pine mein...
Missing Shayari: Na wo aa sake na hum kabhi ja sake
Na wo aa sake na hum kabhi ja sake,
Na dard e dil kisi ko suna sake,
Bas baithe hain yaadon mein unki,
Na unhone yaad kiya, na hum unko bhula sake...
ना वो आ सके ना हम कभी जा सके,
ना दर्द ए दिल किसी को सुना सके,
बस बैठे हैं यादों में उनकी,
न उन्होंने याद किया ना हम उनको भूल सके...
Na dard e dil kisi ko suna sake,
Bas baithe hain yaadon mein unki,
Na unhone yaad kiya, na hum unko bhula sake...
ना वो आ सके ना हम कभी जा सके,
ना दर्द ए दिल किसी को सुना सके,
बस बैठे हैं यादों में उनकी,
न उन्होंने याद किया ना हम उनको भूल सके...
Sad Shayari: Sadiyo se jaagi ankhon ko ek bar
Sadiyon se jaagi ankhon ko ek bar sulane aa jao,
Mana ki tumko pyaar nahi nafrat hi jatane aa jao,
Jis mod pe humko chhod gaye hum baithe ab tak soch rhe,
Kya bhul hui kyo juda huye bas yahi samjhane aa jao...
Mana ki tumko pyaar nahi nafrat hi jatane aa jao,
Jis mod pe humko chhod gaye hum baithe ab tak soch rhe,
Kya bhul hui kyo juda huye bas yahi samjhane aa jao...
Sad Shayari: Kisi ki yaad dil mein aaj bhi hain
Kisi ki yaad dil mein aaj bhi hain,
Bhool gaye wo magar pyaar aaj bhi hai,
Hum khush rahne ka dawa to karte hain magar,
Unki yaad mein bahte aansu aaj bhi hain...
किसी की याद दिल में आज भी है,
भूल गए वो मगर प्यार आज भी है,
हम खुश रहने का दावा तो करते हैं मगर,
उनकी याद में बहते आंसू आज भी हैं...
Bhool gaye wo magar pyaar aaj bhi hai,
Hum khush rahne ka dawa to karte hain magar,
Unki yaad mein bahte aansu aaj bhi hain...
किसी की याद दिल में आज भी है,
भूल गए वो मगर प्यार आज भी है,
हम खुश रहने का दावा तो करते हैं मगर,
उनकी याद में बहते आंसू आज भी हैं...
Sad Shayari: Thokar na laga mujhe patthar nahi
Thokar na laga mujhe patthar nahi hun mein,
Hairat se na dekh koi manjar nahi hun mein,
Mana ki usnki najron mein kadar kuchh bhi nai,
Magar unse poocho jinhe hasil nahi hun mein...
Hairat se na dekh koi manjar nahi hun mein,
Mana ki usnki najron mein kadar kuchh bhi nai,
Magar unse poocho jinhe hasil nahi hun mein...
Sad Shayari: Uske siwa koi mere jazbat mein nahi
Uske siva koi mere jajbat mein nahi,
Ankhon mein jo nami hai wo barsat mein nahi,
Pane ki use koshish bahut ki magr e doston,
Wo ek lakeer hai jo mere hathon mein nahi...
Ankhon mein jo nami hai wo barsat mein nahi,
Pane ki use koshish bahut ki magr e doston,
Wo ek lakeer hai jo mere hathon mein nahi...
Love Shayari: Yar kabhi pyar se khafa
Yaar kabhi pyar se khafa nahi hote,
Mile dil kabhi juda nahi hote,
Bhula dena uski kamiyon ko kyuki,
Yaar kabhi khuda nahi hote...
Mile dil kabhi juda nahi hote,
Bhula dena uski kamiyon ko kyuki,
Yaar kabhi khuda nahi hote...
Romantic Shayari: Kisi udas mausam mein
Kisi udas mausam mein,
Meri ankhon pe wo hath rakh de apna,
Aur hasti hui bole,
Pahchan lo to hum tumhare,
Na pahchano to tum humare...
Meri ankhon pe wo hath rakh de apna,
Aur hasti hui bole,
Pahchan lo to hum tumhare,
Na pahchano to tum humare...
Romantic Shayari: Kisi ek se karo pyar itna
Kisi ek se karo pyar itna,
Ke kisi or se pyar karne ki gunjaish na rhe,
Woh muskurade aapko dekh kar ek bar,
To jindagi se phir koi khwahish na rhe...
Ke kisi or se pyar karne ki gunjaish na rhe,
Woh muskurade aapko dekh kar ek bar,
To jindagi se phir koi khwahish na rhe...
Sad Shayari: Kitna bebas hai insan kismat ke aage
कितना बेबस है इन्सान किस्मत के आगे,
हर सपना टूट जाता है हकीकत के आगे,
जिसने भी दुनिया में हारना नहीं सिखा,
वो भी हर जाता है मोहब्बत के आगे...
Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hai hakikat ke aage,
Jisne bhi duniya mein harna nahi sikha,
Wo bhi har jata hai mobbahat ke aage...
हर सपना टूट जाता है हकीकत के आगे,
जिसने भी दुनिया में हारना नहीं सिखा,
वो भी हर जाता है मोहब्बत के आगे...
Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Har sapna tut jata hai hakikat ke aage,
Jisne bhi duniya mein harna nahi sikha,
Wo bhi har jata hai mobbahat ke aage...
Love Shayari: Aksar jab hum unko yaad karte hain
Aksar jab hum unko yaad karte hain,
Apne rab se yahi fariyad karte hain,
Umar humari bhi lag jaye unko,
Kyuki hum unko khud se bhi jyada pyar karte hain...
अक्सर जब हम उनको याद करते हैं,
अपने रब से यही फरियाद करते हैं,
उमर हमारी भी लग जाये उनको,
क्युकी हम उनको खुद से भी ज्यादा प्यार करते हैं...
Apne rab se yahi fariyad karte hain,
Umar humari bhi lag jaye unko,
Kyuki hum unko khud se bhi jyada pyar karte hain...
अक्सर जब हम उनको याद करते हैं,
अपने रब से यही फरियाद करते हैं,
उमर हमारी भी लग जाये उनको,
क्युकी हम उनको खुद से भी ज्यादा प्यार करते हैं...
Heart Touching Shayari: Mohabbat kisi aise sakhs ki
मोहब्बत किसी ऐसे सख्स की तलाश
नहीं करती जिसके साथ रहा जाये,
मोहब्बत तो ऐसे सख्स की तलाश
करती है जिसके बिना रहा न जाये ...
नहीं करती जिसके साथ रहा जाये,
मोहब्बत तो ऐसे सख्स की तलाश
करती है जिसके बिना रहा न जाये ...
Heart Touching Shayari: Sameto sitaro ko hathon mein
समेटो सितारों को हाथों में अपने,
बहुत दूर तक रात ही रात होगी,
मुसाफिर हैं हम भी, मुसाफिर हो तुम भी,
कहीं ना कहीं फिर मुलाकात होगी...
बहुत दूर तक रात ही रात होगी,
मुसाफिर हैं हम भी, मुसाफिर हो तुम भी,
कहीं ना कहीं फिर मुलाकात होगी...
Good Night SMS: Aakash ke taro mein khoya hai
Aakash ke taron mein khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyaaraa ek ek tara,
Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad rha hai sms humara...
G@@d Night
Lagta hai pyaaraa ek ek tara,
Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad rha hai sms humara...
G@@d Night
Love Shayari: Aapko miss karna roj ki baat ho
Aapko miss karna roj ki baat ho gayi,
Yaad karna aadat ki baat ho gayi,
Aapse dur hona kismat ki baat ho gayi,
Magar aapko bhulana apne bas ke bahar ki baat ho gayi...
आपको याद करना रोज की बात हो गयी,
याद करना आदत की बात हो गयी,
आपसे दूर होना किस्मत की बात हो गयी,
मगर आपको भुलाना अपने बस के बाहर की बात हो गयी...
Yaad karna aadat ki baat ho gayi,
Aapse dur hona kismat ki baat ho gayi,
Magar aapko bhulana apne bas ke bahar ki baat ho gayi...
आपको याद करना रोज की बात हो गयी,
याद करना आदत की बात हो गयी,
आपसे दूर होना किस्मत की बात हो गयी,
मगर आपको भुलाना अपने बस के बाहर की बात हो गयी...
Love Shayari: Mat pucho us kagaj ka hal jis
मत पूछो उस कागज का हाल,
जिस पर हम दिल ए बयां लिखते हैं,
वो कलम भी कितनी दीवानी है,
जिससे हम आपका नाम लिखते हैं...
जिस पर हम दिल ए बयां लिखते हैं,
वो कलम भी कितनी दीवानी है,
जिससे हम आपका नाम लिखते हैं...
Love Shayari: Aasmaan mein kitne taare
Aasmaan mein kitne taare,
Par chand jaisa koi nahi,
Is dharti par kitne chehre,
Par aap jaisa koi nahi...
Par chand jaisa koi nahi,
Is dharti par kitne chehre,
Par aap jaisa koi nahi...
Sad Shayari: Kisi ki yadon ne pagal bana rakha hai
किसी की यादों ने पागल बना रखा है,
कहीं मर न जाऊ कफ़न सिला रखा है,
जलाने से पहले दिल को निकाल लेना,
कहीं वो ना जल जाये जिसे दिल में छुपा रखा है...
कहीं मर न जाऊ कफ़न सिला रखा है,
जलाने से पहले दिल को निकाल लेना,
कहीं वो ना जल जाये जिसे दिल में छुपा रखा है...
Sad Shayari: Hume koi gum nahi tha
हमे कोई गम नहीं था गम ए आशिकी से पहले,
नहीं थी दुश्मनी किसी से तेरी दोस्ती से पहले,
ये है मेरी बदनसीबी तेरा क्या कसूर इसमें,
तेरे गम ने मार डाला मुझे जिंदगी से पहले...
नहीं थी दुश्मनी किसी से तेरी दोस्ती से पहले,
ये है मेरी बदनसीबी तेरा क्या कसूर इसमें,
तेरे गम ने मार डाला मुझे जिंदगी से पहले...
Love Shayari: Is bat ka ehsaas
इस बात का एहसास किसी को मत होने देना कि,
आपकी चाहतों से चलती हैं हमारी सांसे........
आपकी चाहतों से चलती हैं हमारी सांसे........
Romantic Shayari: Aap khud nahi janti
आप खुद नहीं जानती आप कितनी प्यारी हो,
जान तो हमारी पर जान से भी प्यारी हो,
दूरियों के होने से कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता,
आप कल भी हमारी थी आज भी हमारी हो...
जान तो हमारी पर जान से भी प्यारी हो,
दूरियों के होने से कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता,
आप कल भी हमारी थी आज भी हमारी हो...
Apna to chahton mein yahi usool hai
अपना तो चाहतों यही उसूल है ,
जब तू कबूल है, तो तेरा सब कुछ कबूल है...
जब तू कबूल है, तो तेरा सब कुछ कबूल है...
Banane wale ne bhi tujhe kisi
बनाने वाले ने भी तुझे,
किसी कारण से बनाया होगा ,
छोड़ा होगा जब जमीन पर तुझे,
उसके सीने में भी दर्द तो आया होगा...
किसी कारण से बनाया होगा ,
छोड़ा होगा जब जमीन पर तुझे,
उसके सीने में भी दर्द तो आया होगा...